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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 12:29 PM
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A Horse walks into a Bar Bartender ask why the long face!!
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 01:32 PM
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Not2Old2Fish
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A termite walks into a bar and ask where's the bartender?
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 01:54 PM
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Cast
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Mildred walks into a bar and pulls up a stool. Yes Ma'am says the bartender, what'll it be. 'I'm waiting for my friend, a beer please. Mildred sips a little and begins to lean at which point the bartender gently nudges the sweet old lady upright. Mildred sips again and begins to lean the other way. Being a fine gentleman, bartender gently straightens her up.
About this time, Mildred's friend shows up and they walk out. Mildred tells her friend, 'That's a nice bar and a great bartender, but they won't let you fart in there.'
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 02:14 PM
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Evils of Liquor A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the professor as he put the first worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.
Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 02:17 PM
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Lee in Texas
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Good one... God Bless (us all) Evils of Liquor A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the professor as he put the first worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.
Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 02:30 PM
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sarah jessica parker walked into a bar the bartender says hey, who let the horse in?
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 05:09 PM
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A skeleton walks into a bar. Bartender asks, What can I get ya? Skeleton says, Just a draft beer and a mop please.
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 05:25 PM
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He sits down and reaches into his pocket Pulls out a tiny piano Reaches back into his pocket Pulls out a tiny piano player Tiny piano player goes up to the piano and starts playing
Other guy sitting a few seats down says that's amazing where'd you get that!!?? Original guy says there's a genie bottle out in the ditch in front of the bar Before he could finish his comment other guy is gone
Original guy sitting there enjoying his drink looks back Ducks start walking into the bar Duck after duck after duck
Other guy walks back into the bar and says Somethings wrong with that genie I asked for a million bucks
Original guys says I was going to tell you but you left too quick I think that genie is hard of hearing Do you think I asked for a six inch pianist? It's 12 inch pianist.
“You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're the all singing, all dancing [censored] of the world.”
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Re: Guy Walks Into a Bar (2nd try)
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03/07/18 11:03 PM
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Mo
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nope ,
must resist
MO
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