Or �big hat and no cattle�

You think you are hot sh___t?
You are just a wot---- warmed over turd.

Always heard this one "with the instructions on the heel." Got in trouble one time when it fell out of my mouth at somebody.

Dumber than a bucket of cat hair

Its all muscle, every flabby inch of it.

A mini HAHA from me to those that said this was a repeat post from a few weeks ago which gave me the impression I was less than intelligent in starting the post. Four pages of replies seems a fairly successfull to me.

Shinning like a new dime on a goats a$$ on a full moon night...

�Son, you could screw up a rock fight�
�Son, you could tear up a ball bearing with a feather.�
�Well eat matches and poop fire.�
�I�ve seen better hands on a snake.�.. every time I would drop something

That boy hasn't got the sense of a mare mule colt.
You could look him in his eyes and tell there wasn't no one home. And hadn't been for quite some time.
Slicker than possum p on a pump handle.
Standing there like a calf staring at a new gate.
Feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.
Hotter than two rats going at it in a wool sock.

"Hey look, it's the super bowl champs Dallas Cowboys"

That's a good one! been quite a few years but good lordy that was a fun thing when it was true way back when those happened - every one of them! Now it definitely qualifies as a Folksy old saying you almost never hear. LOL

Heard another one today . Trying to finagle getting around other trades cuz we're working on top of each other when .... We see big crane driving and says he needs to get in this tiny space and he's going to block everyone's path . I ask his spotter" is that thing even Gona fit ?" He responds " yup, like socks on a rooster .."

Socks? Roosters? I was confused cuz he was quick to respond with it either way it was funny

Slicker than owl chit.
If Paragoric was brains ,he would'nt have enough to stops the chits on a rag doll.

My dad used to say he had worse cuts on his eyeball anytime someone got stitches.