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 Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 01:08 PM
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rp2987
Pro Angler
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Broker than a stepped on cracker.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 01:16 PM
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Uncle Zeek
aka "Dad"
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aka "Dad"
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When all you gots is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
"Decency is not news; it is buried in the obituaries --but it is a force stronger than crime" ~ Robert A. Heinlein
Artim Law Firm, PLLC
Estate planning & tax attorney
2250 Morriss Road, Suite 205, Flower Mound, Texas 75028
972-746-0758 mobile
zac@artimlegal.com
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: grandpa75672]
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10/20/17 01:20 PM
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CCTX
mapquest
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mapquest
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My Grandpa used to say
"Put wood in hole"
It means, close the door.
He was from Yorkshire, England; so it sounded like "Put, wud n ole"
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 01:23 PM
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CCTX
mapquest
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mapquest
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He also liked to say, "Ur ed is a bettah wol than a winda"
Translation "Your head is a better wall than a window"---Move, you're blocking my view of the television.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 03:53 PM
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Nickbyrd
TFF Guru
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He's more f'd up than a _____ checkbook.
You can fill in the blank however you please wouldn't want to start a controversy on here lol
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 04:37 PM
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basscat87
Outdoorsman
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Outdoorsman
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Worthless as a milk bucket under a bull.
That'll make a [censored] ant pull a freight train
Tighter than ____ hat band
Rode hard & put up wet
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
[Re: grandpa75672]
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10/20/17 04:58 PM
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roadtrip
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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"He's crookeder that a barrelful of hog peters"
"Where's so and so? " "He went out in the woods to shiite and the hogs ate 'em."
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 05:07 PM
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butch sanders
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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tighter than d's hat band
tighter than tree bark
look out now
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 05:25 PM
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Posts: 12,150
UGLYSHCTICK
TFF Guru
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TFF Guru
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she was finer than frog hair split three ways
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
God doesn't create temporary people, you will spend eternity somewhere. Choose wisely.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 05:27 PM
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Posts: 11,446
Dfitz
"Nice Guy"
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"Nice Guy"
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Don't worry about the mule, just load the cart ![[Linked Image]](https://bulk-share.slickpic.com/album/share/3myzymTUjTUxL5/14007358.0/400/p/fullsizeoutput_5ff.jpg)
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 05:36 PM
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bigfishtx
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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Fun as trying to baptize a cat
Keep the Lord in your heart and keep your powder dry.
5:5
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 05:48 PM
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RipDaLips
Old n Crusty
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Old n Crusty
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Two things I recall my Dad saying:
"That ain't no hill for a stepper".
and "Hoot Nanny"....someone explain that one.
Some folks mouths, flat out runs their minds.
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 08:07 PM
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COFF
TFF Guru
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Re: Folksy saying you almost never hear
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10/20/17 08:08 PM
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Posts: 12,396
RipDaLips
Old n Crusty
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Old n Crusty
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It takes cat fur to make kitten britches.
Some folks mouths, flat out runs their minds.
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