In todays world of crowded freeways and delayed commutes due the limited lanes and construction and generally everyone trying to get to somewhere else at the same time, speaking for myself, I know there have been times where after many cups of coffee or a hot meal of gravy and greasy pork, I have found my body tested to its limits in need of biological elimination.

It occurred to me that a large blue tarp ( not color limited ), might work for parking your car or truck on the shoulder ( with the hazards on of course ), and performing your bodily elimination under the tarp out of fellow drivers site.

I realize there are a few bugs to work out , and know, I haven't completely thought this through,..........

What say OT'rs? does this plan have merit?

Sounds like it would work great until a good samaritan stopped to see if you needed help with anything ...

the wind always blows in Texas. just sayin.

Here's the most discrete way. Pop hood, while leaning against passenger side front quarter panel, looking diligently at motor, let'er rip over the tire into the shocks and what not. Any fluid running out the ground is the cause for pulling over.

I thought I was the only one who did this. Also, if you drive a Jeep Wrangler, you can use the drain holes in the floorboard.

Just pull over open the passenger side door and do your business. It's that easy, do not over think it.

why you need a blue tarp? Just pull over, bend down behind the door and let it rip, then get back in the vehicle and speed off.

Are you ghey ????? ... I sure the heck am not..

Black plastic and a shovel

Toilet paper is your friend.

1000 steps ahead of you.

Actually, another good method is to always pull your RV Camping trailer behind you. Just pullover, jump in the RV.

put on a diaper