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How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
#12435952
09/21/17 08:48 PM
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Ojai Angler
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In todays world of crowded freeways and delayed commutes due the limited lanes and construction and generally everyone trying to get to somewhere else at the same time, speaking for myself, I know there have been times where after many cups of coffee or a hot meal of gravy and greasy pork, I have found my body tested to its limits in need of biological elimination.
It occurred to me that a large blue tarp ( not color limited ), might work for parking your car or truck on the shoulder ( with the hazards on of course ), and performing your bodily elimination under the tarp out of fellow drivers site.
I realize there are a few bugs to work out , and know, I haven't completely thought this through,..........
What say OT'rs? does this plan have merit?
I never met a fish I didn't like,........
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: Ojai Angler]
#12435953
09/21/17 08:50 PM
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Uncle Zeek
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Sounds like it would work great until a good samaritan stopped to see if you needed help with anything ...
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: Ojai Angler]
#12435958
09/21/17 08:52 PM
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Kattelyn
Little Psycho Coffee
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: Ojai Angler]
#12435964
09/21/17 08:55 PM
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hopalong
Pescador Loco
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the wind always blows in Texas. just sayin.
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: Ojai Angler]
#12435968
09/21/17 09:02 PM
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Nocona Brian
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Here's the most discrete way. Pop hood, while leaning against passenger side front quarter panel, looking diligently at motor, let'er rip over the tire into the shocks and what not. Any fluid running out the ground is the cause for pulling over.
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: Nocona Brian]
#12435972
09/21/17 09:09 PM
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uncle_bagster
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Here's the most discrete way. Pop hood, while leaning against passenger side front quarter panel, looking diligently at motor, let'er rip over the tire into the shocks and what not. Any fluid running out the ground is the cause for pulling over. I thought I was the only one who did this. Also, if you drive a Jeep Wrangler, you can use the drain holes in the floorboard.
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: Ojai Angler]
#12435978
09/21/17 09:13 PM
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BThomas
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Just pull over open the passenger side door and do your business. It's that easy, do not over think it.
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: BThomas]
#12435981
09/21/17 09:16 PM
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Ojai Angler
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Just pull over open the passenger side door and do your business. It's that easy, do not over think it.
I never met a fish I didn't like,........
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: Ojai Angler]
#12435986
09/21/17 09:18 PM
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Devil Horse
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why you need a blue tarp? Just pull over, bend down behind the door and let it rip, then get back in the vehicle and speed off.
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: Ojai Angler]
#12435989
09/21/17 09:20 PM
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BThomas
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Just pull over open the passenger side door and do your business. It's that easy, do not over think it. Are you ghey ????? ... I sure the heck am not..
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: Ojai Angler]
#12435992
09/21/17 09:22 PM
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ReelBusy
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Black plastic and a shovel
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: Ojai Angler]
#12436004
09/21/17 09:34 PM
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bowfin
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Toilet paper is your friend.
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: Ojai Angler]
#12436014
09/21/17 09:44 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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1000 steps ahead of you.
Just want to make folks smile, and spit coffee on their keyboard.
If you put beans in your chili, you don't know beans about chili.
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: UGLYSHCTICK]
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09/21/17 09:51 PM
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Bob Davis
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1000 steps ahead of you. Actually, another good method is to always pull your RV Camping trailer behind you. Just pullover, jump in the RV.
Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
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Re: How many Ot'rs carry a blue tarp for bathroom emergencies?
[Re: Ojai Angler]
#12436024
09/21/17 09:53 PM
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snickers
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