Portions

Super size it. Look out momma she's backing up. Ever been behind a fat lady with two shopping carts loaded with diet foods? None of these diets will work any better than eating like a bird and crapping like a horse.

I love it at the movie theater when she orders a barrel of popcorn with extra butter, a chili cheese dog, bon-bons, and some twizzlers and then washes it down with a diet coke.