My wife is happy when I am gone. We have been together so long she gets a break from me to watch hallmark channel without my R rated commentary of how it would be in real life.
I do send her pics of the fish I caught, I asked her once "Does that make you feel better knowing I am fishing and not cheating?" She laughed and said "Women want 2 things, a good looking guy or a guy with lots of $, and you got neither!"