Those flies are good looking but I refuse to buy them and I refuse to tie them due to the horror stories
Do they wait until it's dark, come to life, and murder your family with the help of a one-armed man while framing you as the culprit?
Perhaps they live in and manage a small roadside hotel with their mother, who has really been dead for years and in whose clothes they dress to impersonate her?
Alternatively, they might make threatening phone calls to your babysitter over and over until the police finally figure out that THE CALLS WERE COMING FROM IN THE HOUSE THE WHOLE TIME!!
The few times I've seen them, I was mildly intrigued, right up to the point when I saw what they wanted for them. Apparently, you can buy dispensation if you're a fly angling purist who wants to fish with plastic, but salvation ain't cheap.
Forgive me, fodder...