Advice

Hey crazy crew! Who's got some legal background and can answer a couple questions for me? RoF said one of you clowns just passed the bar so I'm hoping that person can help.

Nope I didn't pass the Bar. I stopped off for a few drinks at it.

I'd love to help, but my legal knowledge comes from movies. Probably not the best advice

I watch Judge Judy sometimes.
I'll give it a shot. What's your question?

I have a law degree from Mexico

How can I help?

Posting pictures on the internet proving you committed a crime is not a good idea.

If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove.

I advice you legally change your last name to Clinton.

I'll PM you with my paypal address.

Spill it, lets go!

I passed the bar to my nephew he drinks more then me.

I get all legal advice from 1Shart

You are entitled to 50% of everything.

Deny deny deny

I am not a gynecologist, but I will take a look............

I had to give up my gynecology practice due to eyesight...













Everything was starting to look fuzzy.

This.

Also, as your attorney, I would advise you not to meet strangers on the side of SH130 to hand over fishing rods to said stranger.

Whatever you do when pulled over , Don't blow!

I applied for Univesity of American Samoa Law School, whatcha got ?

before we go any further.

Are you Dylan Roof ?

Who the heck would do that!?

I stayed in a Holiday inn Express, so I guess I'm qualified.

I haven't been sick in years.....

Objection. Calls for speculation.

I don't pass any Bars

There, fixed it for you.

Crazy people.

I wouldn't take legal advice from an OT'r if you paid me

Zeek the Greek is the one you seek!

U r innocent until proven u r guilty. U have the right to REMAIN silent. So feel free to plead the 5th n see how that goes. In court, possession is 9/10th of the law. Remember when u feel cornered to say "I don't recall it ever taking place." & "I have handed over everything that's been requested." Tell em u r cooperating fully then smirk and sip on your water.

I know a few Attorneys and they specialize: like in Tax, Real Estate contracts, Immigration, etc. I have a Nephew and a Niece that are Attorneys, one lives in Houston, one in Santa Fe. One is a Public Defender and the other is a Intellectual property Attorney. All attorneys for the most part are free to consult, first visit. The key is to get the best Attorney for whatever you need.

I B to busy rat killing to help

I would be glad to help.


oh, MRS. ROF IS HOT!

You have the right to remain silent... Use it.

You are innocent until you run out of money

we all have the right but not everybody has the ability

Officer, I was NOT drunk in publick! I was drunk in the bar till they throwed me out!

#Ronwhite lol

He is the Man

Gentleman, now isn't the time for jokes. It's obvious from the post Ride or Fish is either in jail or detained at the border.

My son is an environmental attorney, so if you are a big time polluter (with deep pockets) he might be willing to help you out.

Don't e-mail anything...I MEAN DON'T!!

He sent me a text and told me that the man with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle.