Jesus Shot

I know there have been posts in the past about it, does anyone here have any experience with the "Jesus" shot?

One of my unlicensed physician friends recommended it to me and I am thinking about flying up to OKC and getting one and flying back to Gregg Co in a 1 day round trip.

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Several folks here have had it. And most if not all posted good results. Know a veterinarian thats an old , that had to retire from practice. Got the shot and started back in his practice. I believe he went again after about 2-3 years.

Eating four McRibs a week and then flying to Oklahoma for the Jesus Shot.
East Texas health care maintenance in a nut shell.

it is fantastic
i have gone 3 times over say 5 years
when your joints lock up
& you can't
walk, or open the lid of your pain meds
it works 100%

its a party in the waiting room

I no longer take medical advice from you

I'd be very interested to hear the results of anyone who has tried it for allergies.

You were before?

Dumb

You’d have better results flying to OKC and visiting a dispensary.

It’s 300 measly dollars. I’ll pay it if it doesn’t work for you.

If it’s gonna make me want to un-retire then I’m out.

I read some of the hazards and the one that stood out to me is that it can weaken your immune system.
So long as you have a good doctor who prescribes it and you know the negatives, have at it.

I am fortunate to not have the level of pain some people seem to have.

He made my rashes worse

Hey each McRib washed washed down with a “diet” coke so it cancels itself out…😆

oh the retort possibilities of that statement.

I’d think a drastic diet change would be more beneficial.

you can drive up and back faster than flying, dfw to okc is only about 3.5 hrs.

you gonna sit and wait for the flight for that long this time of yr.

And pick up 4 more McRibs for the ride home.

I think 1Shot should fly to OKC, get the Jesus shot and then start a veterinary clinic in Kilgore.

A vet clinic/chinese food combo store would be good.

No ketamine funny business would ever happen in the above mentioned vet clinic/Chinese restaurant.

with korean bbq mcrib?

Korean McRib does sound kind of good.

These are the kind of responses that make this website.

Because we’ve basically created a business plan for him.

Will he do it or will he p-word out?

I have never had it myself, But I know several that have 50/50 on the good and bad so take your pick.

Who knew that Sti was considered a rash….

Bad as in it just didn’t work for them?

No bad as in he said it made him itch, I don't remember if he had a rash or not. But he itched for about a week and it didn't help his joint pain. Another it just didn't work, nothing. A couple more that it helped immensely and would do it again and have.

maybe.

You know what works better than the Jesus shot?

Grilled fish, grilled chicken and turkey (skin off no gravy) grilled vegetables.
One hour on exercise bike every day.

That’s not what I consider living.

I'm onboard with all that. Where can you get all that in a pill?

Some people can't be bothered to eat better, exercise a bit and take better care of themselves. This is way too hard and way too much to ask That just ain't living.

A ton of time wasted on doctor visits and tons of money wasted on prescriptions is way better....

That grilled [censored] seems to have given you a stroke.

I am a proponent of therapeutic stroking (if no contraindications) as it is good for prostate health.

Family friend got it in Ok and died 2 days later, scared the hell out of everyone around here.

I was hoping you would comment but it was not what I expected.

The shot is supposed to treat chronic pain. You are saying a good diet works for that?

Yes. Healthy diet, daily exercise, avoiding the tobaccy and the devil water.

I wonder if his hunger strike is over

TRT and Peptides will have you feeling like Jesus in no time.

I’ve got two neighbors that go RELIGIOUSLY and swear they can’t live without it. They convinced my in laws to give it a go 4 or 5 years ago. 24 hours later both go sicker than a dog for about 2 weeks.

I’ll pass.

And stroking..😆

Baby Billy is greatness.

*I don't know what is in a Jesus Shot

I will guess that it is high dose glucocorticoid steroid.
Most people will feel very good for about a month due to it's very powerful antiinflammatory effects.
Some may experience side effects of glucocorticoid steroids: there are many, but some of the common ones include headaches, flushing (feeling warm), heart palpitations, elevated blood sugars (and everything that goes along with that), malaise, nausea, feeling anxious or "on edge"
A few may have some very bad side effects (or worse), especially if they have some glucose intolerance and their blood sugars go really high.
Some may experience a steroid rebound phenomenon where they feel good for a couple of weeks and then feel much worse.
A very few may experience a shut down of their adrenal cortex endocrine feedback loop and have catastrophic events.

It’s fun to read all the drama on the internet about the Jesus shot and Dr. Mike. One guys summed it up pretty well.

“ Well, I'm not a medical professional. But a mystery concoction peddled by an ex-felon who receives medical formulas from Jesus sure seems like something you'd want to investigate further before putting in your veins.”

I would think you would be immune from side effects if Jesus himself wrote the script!

i have had 3 of them
they helped me immensely
no negative issues at all
another positive is in the bedroom

that quote is wrong
nobody ever claimed Jesus gave him the formula
it is called that because it heals you

I thought the title was all wrong, headline should have read 'Jesus Crucified'. /)


...but that's really old news anyway.

if you died after getting the shot
or had any negative reaction
i am going to guess the people were in horrible shape already
they went to get some relief

this shot is for people who work hard & test their bodies
all those years of climbing cell towers, roller coasters, & roofs
took a toll

I know a couple of people that had the shot before Dr. Mike died and they both highly recommended it. I would do it if I didn’t have to drive 4 hours.

Baby Billy is probably the best tv character ever.