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Kiss,Marry,Kill

Posted By: junbengreat

Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 03:48 PM

AOC, Miley Cyrus, Tswift. Which would you “kiss, marry, kill”

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Posted By: Grasshopperglock

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 03:50 PM

Kiss, kill, marry.
Posted By: COFF

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 03:54 PM

Are we talking peck on the cheek, or 30 second frencher?
Posted By: junbengreat

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 03:54 PM

Kiss Miley
Kill tswift
Marry AOC
Posted By: UGLYSHCTICK

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 03:56 PM

pass
pass
pass
Posted By: Patriot Guard Rider

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 03:57 PM

Kiss
Kill
Marry (and hope there would be no prenup)
Posted By: Mark Perry

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 04:01 PM

None are worth any of the headaches they would provide.
Posted By: TexDawg

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 04:21 PM

This is a tough one
Posted By: CKINCAID

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Mark Perry
None are worth any of the headaches they would provide.

Amen
Posted By: RayBob

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 04:26 PM

Not tough.

I have no thoughts of murder nor adultery. I am quite satisfied with my life and have no need to fantasize about any actions with other wimmin.

All those actions run cross grain with my beliefs.
Posted By: Wool E. Booger

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 04:26 PM

Since it is make believe…..kiss AOC, would rather marry because she is hot, but for this exercise, kiss. Kill Miley because she is barf. Marry Tswift because she is rich and would never be home.
Posted By: Bob Davis

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Mark Perry
None are worth any of the headaches they would provide.



This. 3 liberal wack jobs. freak
Posted By: deerfeeder

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 04:30 PM

Nothing there I would be interested in.
Posted By: T Bird

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 04:33 PM

I be a "no show" at that party. bolt
Posted By: Trickster

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 04:40 PM

Swift
Swift
Swift
Posted By: COFF

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by RayBob
Not tough.

I have no thoughts of murder nor adultery. I am quite satisfied with my life and have no need to fantasize about any actions with other wimmin.

All those actions run cross grain with my beliefs.


And now we know Mrs. RayBob has access to the TFF!
Posted By: Teeners boat

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 05:01 PM

Miley is bi-sexual, so yall would have to compete with that.
Posted By: RayBob

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by COFF
Originally Posted by RayBob
Not tough.

I have no thoughts of murder nor adultery. I am quite satisfied with my life and have no need to fantasize about any actions with other wimmin.

All those actions run cross grain with my beliefs.


And now we know Mrs. RayBob has access to the TFF!



She is at work making me money to spend and when she gets home she gonna make me a whole pile of sammiches!
Posted By: Samsonsworld

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by junbengreat
AOC, Miley Cyrus, Tswift. Which would you “kiss, marry, kill”

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wine
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Posted By: avid_basser

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 05:11 PM

These are so stupid...have fun y'all
Posted By: Westside.

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by RayBob
Originally Posted by COFF
Originally Posted by RayBob
Not tough.

I have no thoughts of murder nor adultery. I am quite satisfied with my life and have no need to fantasize about any actions with other wimmin.

All those actions run cross grain with my beliefs.


And now we know Mrs. RayBob has access to the TFF!



She is at work making me money to spend and when she gets home she gonna make me a whole pile of sammiches!


clap
Posted By: Indianation65

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 05:26 PM

Jubs, this is one of the most interesting topics to come up in the forum in a long time.

Nice!

It makes me think for one main reason, I'm trying to be a kind, peaceful man. Therefore, "killing" is contradictory.

Having said all that...

Kiss -- I'd make out/lkiss, and everything else, with all three of them. Also, at the same time if possible.

Marry -- I'd marry the two blondes only for financial security. I'd also insist on separate living quarters, as long as they are "lavish."

Kill -- They all annoy me, therefore I could kill all three, but would probably just hire a hitman to do it, and never ask details.

...!
Posted By: junbengreat

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 05:27 PM

I know AOC is little off. But man she is my kinda crazy and she’s hot
Posted By: Bigbob_FTW

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 05:35 PM

AOC can be hot and has great up tops.
Posted By: Westside.

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 05:39 PM

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Posted By: rj74955

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Samsonsworld
Originally Posted by junbengreat
AOC, Miley Cyrus, Tswift. Which would you “kiss, marry, kill”

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Same
Posted By: WAWI

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 05:51 PM

Which one won't make you sign a prenuptial...... gotta think ahead men
Posted By: Razorback

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 05:53 PM

The photo of Mr. Ed...err, I mean AOC...has to be photoshopped. Her mouth isn't big enough. Miley is just plain nasty.
Posted By: Rescue Fire

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 06:57 PM

Is it possible to be a swiftie for just her legs?

Man she has a tremendous set of getaway sticks
Posted By: Dan21XRS

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 07:10 PM

I can only make one decision known to the general public because I wouldn't want to be investigated if something happened to any of them...
I wouldn't kiss Miley because of the diseases you could catch... Dan sick
Posted By: CKINCAID

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by RayBob
Originally Posted by COFF
Originally Posted by RayBob
Not tough.

I have no thoughts of murder nor adultery. I am quite satisfied with my life and have no need to fantasize about any actions with other wimmin.

All those actions run cross grain with my beliefs.


And now we know Mrs. RayBob has access to the TFF!



She is at work making me money to spend and when she gets home she gonna make me a whole pile of sammiches!

flehan
Posted By: tmd11111

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 07:24 PM

Bang
Bang
Bang
Posted By: Sawhorse

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 07:28 PM

Kiss? Why are we substituting that one option with “kiss”? This is preposterous!
Posted By: Dognot

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Bigbob_FTW
AOC can be hot and has great up tops.

Originally Posted by Westside.
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I see the crazy but not the up tops.
Posted By: Wool E. Booger

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by junbengreat
I know AOC is little off. But man she is my kinda crazy and she’s hot


Plus, she’s not from Mexico so she probably knows how to make Enchiladas the American way with lots of cheese on top !!

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Posted By: skeeter175

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 07:51 PM

Kill
Kiss
Kill
Posted By: skeeter175

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by Rescue Fire
Is it possible to be a swiftie for just her legs?

Man she has a tremendous set of getaway sticks


She does not hold a candle to Carrie Underwood
Posted By: Duke 22

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by Rescue Fire
Is it possible to be a swiftie for just her legs?

Man she has a tremendous set of getaway sticks
Posted By: malibu6501

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 11:30 PM

I'd kiss AOC if she was drunk.
I'd kiss MC if I was drunk.
I'd kiss TS if we were both drunk.
Posted By: Topwater2

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/09/23 11:34 PM

Originally Posted by malibu6501
I'd kiss AOC if she was drunk.
I'd kiss MC if I was drunk.
I'd kiss TS if we were both drunk.


Nope on AOC, she might throw up in your mouth.
Posted By: leethefishking

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/10/23 12:06 AM

Originally Posted by tmd11111
Bang
Bang
Bang
Smart man, and this is my vote!
Posted By: Gilly1991

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/10/23 12:15 AM

...I have a sneaking suspicion that most commenting on this thread are heavy mouth breathers who can't see their rooster without standing on a mirror. roflmao
Posted By: Dognot

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/10/23 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by Duke 22
Originally Posted by Rescue Fire
Is it possible to be a swiftie for just her legs?

Man she has a tremendous set of getaway sticks



roflmao roflmao roflmao
Posted By: bbqking

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/10/23 12:53 AM

PINK, I think I'll paint the ceiling Pink. That's what she is thinking during that time.
Posted By: Jaredk

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/10/23 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by Gilly1991
...I have a sneaking suspicion that most commenting on this thread are heavy mouth breathers who can't see their rooster without standing on a mirror. roflmao

Truth.
Posted By: Fishspanker

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/10/23 01:33 AM

At least two of them have a private jet and a bunch of money going for them. You can be the intolerable one. No prenup. Big homes. Plenty of alcohol. Decent looking friends hanging around. They pay you to go away.
Posted By: Fishspanker

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/10/23 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by Gilly1991
...I have a sneaking suspicion that most commenting on this thread are heavy mouth breathers who can't see their rooster without standing on a mirror. roflmao


You think they would be opposed? Probably.
Posted By: PondFish

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/10/23 03:21 PM

Would this alter any possible decisions?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertain...SP?cvid=eda4cc0e7478416ea75936af490aae5f
Posted By: Floon Swenson

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/10/23 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by Teeners boat
Miley is bi-sexual, so yall would have to compete with that.


That's a feature, not a bug.
Posted By: JJ4MEL

Re: Kiss,Marry,Kill - 01/10/23 06:45 PM

Never turn them down, turn them face down.
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