Does anybody have a Bidet?

Wife is telling me she wants one due to using too much TP. Told her it was because she had more real estate to clean but that did not go over well. I think I could use one, but can't imagine how well one works after a good weekend of BBQ, Beans, and fixins.

I will never own a house without one. Greatest thing ever.

I have one of those add on that bolts where the seat pins are and it'll hydroblast you fo sho. Still need TP to dry with.

Too French for me

It's a game changer, the best thing to come out of Europe.

Swamp azz be gone

Yep… money well spent

bueno!

They should have been invented with the indoor toilet.

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Was a big no thank you on this til I tried it one time while in Mexico, now I’m a fan.

Wife loves it also…… not sure how I feel about that.

This^^^^^^^

I made fun of others for a long time, got one for the guest bathroom about a year ago and put one on the master toilet a few days later.

They are great, and double as an excellent foot washer as well.

if you wash it more than once your playing with it...

I just can’t get past “bidet sharing”

I believe you have slightly misspelled this douche. There is an N at the end of it, not a T.

…and a urinal too. At our beach house. I guess it was a rental before we bought it.

Don't have one. Just hook up the garden hose next to the toilet with a sprayer nozzle or take a dump and then a jump in the lake to save money.

I installed one in my wifes water closet in the Master Restroom.

It's a Toto washlet C200. I had to have a electrician install an outlet for it.

It comes with a handheld remote, and the remote has a holder you can place on the wall.

My wife loves it, Mine has a heated seat, heated water and warm air dryer.

It also has two jets one for the vagina and one for the anus area.

I don't have one and have no plans of getting one.

This was uncomfortable to read …..

Yes, it's very nice although I'm not convinced it cuts down much on TP. Basically, you get the same cleanliness level as having showered without having to shower. It's top notch. As red ranger suggested, a Toto C2 is a solid pick without breaking the bank. We have that model but without the handheld remote. I didn't think I needed to carry it with me anywhere so I was fine with it being fixed to the seat.

In regard to "bidet sharing," this was originally my major hang-up as well. Two things to say about that. First, the angles prevent anything nasty from happening. It's hard to explain without a diagram, but suffice it to say no splash back water lands on the wand. Secondly, on the nicer models, like the one I mentioned above, there is a self-clean cycle that runs after every use. That wand is cleaner than the seat I can assure you that.

You can kill two birds with one stone since it has 2 jets

Per website:
High-tech electronic bidet seat
Gentle aerated, warm water
Dual Action spray with oscillating and pulsating feature
Adjustable water temperature and volume
Warm air drying with five variable temperature settings
Automatic air deodorizer
Convenient slim wireless remote, with illuminated touchpad
Elongated heated seat with temperature controlÂ
PREMIST® on bowl before each use

Not too expensive and be getting the bidness after a 10 minute installation !

So your sayin it'll paint yer taint?

Ya'll spend way too much time on the crapper if you need this much creature comfort. Apparently you have never used a out house. Get in and get out as quick as possible. No, that Sears catalog is not for reading. Why do think some pages are missing?

It's not about time on the crapper, it's about a clean itch free bunghole. Easy way to make your life 1% better. Don't knock it until you try it.

cold water up the heiny? what could be better than that?

The wussification of the US of Fricken A by the Frenchies!!! You gonna start eating quiche too?

I use one of these and they work great.



You can really root in there if there are any crustys' and it looks cute just sitting on the self when not in use. I just wouldn't pet it if you ever use my bathroom.

The more you know...

How to Use a Bidet

Garden hose through the bathroom window... Dan

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It will solve this issue.

Yes, I was thinking TMI perhaps.

Dang. Some good stuff here.

we had one in the house I went to jr and hs school in

Should be renamed freedom flush.

You're doing it wrong.

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That's what a gay guy said to me once. I told him I'll pass.

One of the greatest things I've ever installed in our house, my Wife's gift although I fast became a believer. She also has bamboo towels for hers. {Baths that is}

It’s a double barrel over/under.

one for the playground and one for the sewer.... never drag the sewer through the playground.

Isn’t this just like a live well?!! (This is John’s wife)

You have both hot and cold just like a faucet.

I hate pooping without one now.

LOL
man
solid 8.7

where does the water go ?
afterwards

poo play is weird

I'm afraid, I'd enjoy one a little too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmltPi531Z4

Ron white says it perfectly!

Walking around in crusty drawers is nasty.

both have their downfalls for sure

I can see where folks that have the squirts all the time would really see a benefit of having one.

or enjoy water streams up their bungholes

Down the sewer drain. There’s a drain in the bottom.

Just cleanliness is all.

I am all for having a bidet in my house even though it's more of a French thing, but why not a urinal? Nothing is more American than a urinal. Why are urinals reserved for public restrooms? We should have them in our house.

Amen brother, preach on.

Some have them. There’s nothing stopping you.

I put one in the garage... Nothing more American than a beer fridge and a urinal next to the workbench in a garage... Dan