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P***ssing Off the Back Patio
Posted By: Jman
P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/26/22 10:37 PM
Got caught while grilling. I’m four beers into “I Don’t Care”
Wife’s worried about the neighbors but pretty sure they can’t see this from across the creek during the summer time.
I told her she’s just jealous. It’s our God given gift.
Posted By: Dognot
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/26/22 10:39 PM
Posted By: ReelSlow
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/26/22 10:59 PM
I have a rule at my house. If you don't sit to pizz , pizz outside.
Posted By: Beak47
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 12:48 AM
Saving water with no need to flush!
Posted By: CKINCAID
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 12:48 AM
Miss it...if I do it now it'll be on their BBQ
Posted By: Beer Money
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 02:19 AM
Tell her
Posted By: Beer Money
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 02:21 AM
Tell her to work on her kegels and she can do it with you.
Posted By: Stump jumper
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 02:44 AM
I piss outside more then inside. I have nothing behind me but trees and fields for 1/2 mile.
Posted By: bigrebar
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 03:00 AM
The back porch is 30 wide. I need to alternate shooting position. There’s a dead yellow patch at my usual target.
Posted By: Stump jumper
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 03:12 AM
The back porch is 30 wide. I need to alternate shooting position. There’s a dead yellow patch at my usual target.
I try to spread mine around.
Posted By: txmasterpo
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 03:13 AM
Saving water since 1970 or so....90% or more outside
Posted By: Cmack
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 03:26 AM
Front porch too!
Posted By: bigrebar
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 03:28 AM
Posted By: Canino
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 05:01 AM
Ex-wife's brother taught his toddler to go outside and told him he could go on the grass - anywhere the ground was green. Worked great until they visited friends who had a green rug in the living room.
Posted By: Monty Wright
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 08:25 AM
Ex-wife's brother taught his toddler to go outside and told him he could go on the grass - anywhere the ground was green. Worked great until they visited friends who had a green rug in the living room.
Posted By: Space
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 09:39 AM
Just did. Felt so good.
Posted By: Dognot
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 11:20 AM
Ex-wife's brother taught his toddler to go outside and told him he could go on the grass - anywhere the ground was green. Worked great until they visited friends who had a green rug in the living room.
Was at Grandson's T Ball game this Summer in Bronte, a 3-4 yr old playing outfield needed to whiz.
He dropped his britches and pizzed in front of The whole crowd of 50 to 75 people watching. everybody thought it was funny except the parents.
Posted By: AmpedUp
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 11:25 AM
Got caught while grilling. I’m four beers into “I Don’t Care”
Wife’s worried about the neighbors but pretty sure they can’t see this from across the creek during the summer time.
I told her she’s just jealous. It’s our God given gift.
At least she doesn't have to worry about the seat being left up!!
Posted By: Samsonsworld
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 11:49 AM
My uncle had a tiny cabin close to Proctor years ago. I stayed a weekend. We were chuggin beers and were directed to go to the back of the property to pee, so I did...like 50 times. His cabin backed up to somebody elses. I guess I got curious after having my britches down and staring at the place. I asked who lived in the cabin behind him. He says some old lady. I said I sure am glad she isn't home. She'd be getting a show. He looked at me funny and said...she is home.
Posted By: PondFish
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 04:18 PM
Pizzing in the wind (edit)
Betting on a losing friend
Making the same mistakes
We swore we'd never make again
Posted By: Razorback
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 04:52 PM
I practically grew up at a friend's house. We used to have regular poker games and everyone went outside. When I was there last fall I noticed the two trees, one in the front yard and one outside the back door, that we used were no longer there. The old place wasn't the same. I told them back then none of us realized they had indoor plumbing.
Posted By: COFF
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 05:01 PM
Seems kind of silly to walk into a bathroom for a #1.
Posted By: Bayou Burner
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 05:27 PM
Nightly ritual around 2 AM
Posted By: Stump jumper
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 06:20 PM
Do you know anyone that can't pee standing in a boat? I took a buddy to Hubbard and he had to pee but couldn't do it on the boat. I had to take him to shore. My neighbor has to kneel and pee in a bucket. Even kneeling he can't pee sometimes.
Posted By: MBradford
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 06:24 PM
I bet it smells really good around some of y'alls house.
Posted By: Dave-0
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 06:37 PM
When I was looking for property, I told the Realtor lady that was one of my first priorities...I want to be able to pee outside. She laughed, I laughed, then I told her that was a serious request.
Posted By: avid_basser
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 07:44 PM
I bet it smells really good around some of y'alls house.
I don't piss in my yard all the time...and besides the rain cleans it up for me.
Posted By: CrazyCrappieGuy
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 07:49 PM
Great way for dog and man to bond...
Posted By: Donpilot
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/27/22 11:45 PM
Got caught while grilling. I’m four beers into “I Don’t Care”
Wife’s worried about the neighbors but pretty sure they can’t see this from across the creek during the summer time.
I told her she’s just jealous. It’s our God given gift.
When God made Adam and eve he stood back and said he was happy. He ask them if there was anything they like to add. Adam said I would like to pee standing up. Reve said she would like multiple organisms.
Posted By: Z71
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 01:15 AM
Good fertilizer
Posted By: Dogfish_Jones
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 01:25 AM
I can pretty much go anywhere on my property and take a whizz with no one looking in and screaming an anaconda is on the loose.
My wife will tell me that I’m killing the grass, I tell her it’s not me it them dang dogs we have.
Posted By: Duck_Hunter
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 01:50 AM
I bet it smells really good around some of y'alls house.
Some of us have dogs that urinate out back all the time. What’s the difference?
Posted By: CrazyCrappieGuy
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 04:01 PM
I bet it smells really good around some of y'alls house.
The trick is to spread it around a bit...write your name in cursive etc.... Me and my lab spread it a round pretty good, my wife's dog pisses in the same spot all the times, it gets smelly, I have to hit it with a water hose every now and then..
Posted By: Samsonsworld
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 04:20 PM
I bet it smells really good around some of y'alls house.
I did have better results when I lived on the 3rd floor of an apartment complex.
Posted By: ringer
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 05:04 PM
I tried it here in AZ for a while until my wife hit me upside my head until my eyes rolled up. She noticed the smell since we have little rain.
Posted By: Jamoke
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 05:06 PM
You got that right. I have a 2 year old Banana that always looked sickly, never grew much. Until I read to pee on it. I pee on it 1-2 times per week along with regular watering. The thing has grown 6 feet taller and now looks super healthy. Now I can get away with peeing outside even when my wife is out. Didn't work as well for the avacado...
Posted By: UGLYSHCTICK
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 05:10 PM
it's called marking your territory.
Posted By: Rockfisherman
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 06:02 PM
Well, you are a licensed irrigator............................
Posted By: reeltexan
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 07:44 PM
my back patio faces Red Oak Creek. It's 40 miles long and as big as some rivers.
The yard looks like a pic from a State Park.
That said, I wouldn't live anywhere that I couldn't piss of the back porch.
Posted By: Dognot
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 10:15 PM
Do you know anyone that can't pee standing in a boat? I took a buddy to Hubbard and he had to pee but couldn't do it on the boat. I had to take him to shore. My neighbor has to kneel and pee in a bucket. Even kneeling he can't pee sometimes.
I used to fish with a guy that said he couldn't, He was in the Navy on a nuclear submarine. I asked him how he did it then? He said that was different.
Posted By: Z71
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 10:30 PM
All of your friends are doing it.
Posted By: MBradford
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 10:32 PM
I bet it smells really good around some of y'alls house.
Some of us have dogs that urinate out back all the time. What’s the difference?
You know what else dogs do?
Lick their own balls.
You gonna start doing that, too?
Posted By: Z71
Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio - 06/28/22 11:20 PM
I bet it smells really good around some of y'alls house.
Some of us have dogs that urinate out back all the time. What’s the difference?
You know what else dogs do?
Lick their own balls.
You gonna start doing that, too?
People kiss their dogs after the dog has licked themselves. Should they bypass the middle man?