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Make cattle stop farting , seriously

Posted By: ReelSlow

Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 01:11 PM

https://www.dsm.com/corporate/news/news-archive/2022/dsm-receives-eu-approval-Bovaer.html

Wait for it. Uncle Susan and their Tree Hugger pocket liners will soon be legislating that beef producers feed cattle a fart reducing chemical to reduce green house gasses.

When will the push start to demand that 8 Billion Humans be forced to take a pill daily to reduce Human farts?

The natural decomposition of plant material produces about 100,000,000,000 times more methane than cattle.

Oh my, what will the Vegans do ?
Posted By: reeltexan

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 01:22 PM



They've lost their minds. It's almost time for the adults to take control again.
Posted By: Pat Goff

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 01:27 PM

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Posted By: TCK73

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Pat Goff
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roflmao
Posted By: Patriot Guard Rider

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 01:35 PM

There are times when I could use a pill like that!
Posted By: lconn4

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by TCK73
Originally Posted by Pat Goff
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roflmao


feed em beans
Posted By: hopalong

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 02:04 PM

hey brandon, pull my finger!
Posted By: hopalong

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 02:06 PM

he tsa has a new mandate.

they report you to the authorities for appropriate punishment.


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Posted By: TexDawg

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Patriot Guard Rider
There are times when I could use a pill like that!


You ain’t lyin
Posted By: Emit R Detsaw

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by TexDawg
Originally Posted by Patriot Guard Rider
There are times when I could use a pill like that!


You ain’t lyin


It's called Beano. Works pretty good.
Posted By: Billy Blazer 300 HPDI

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 02:45 PM

Next thing will be permits for cooking a pot of beans!!!
Posted By: Emit R Detsaw

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 02:45 PM

There is at least 1 town in Germany and 1 in the USA that has been using cow/horse manure/methane as biomass fuel. This additive might affect those towns?
Posted By: hopalong

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by Billy Blazer 300 HPDI
Next thing will be permits for cooking a pot of beans!!!



put a few slices of an apple in them, cuts way down on the gas.
Posted By: TexDawg

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by hopalong
Originally Posted by Billy Blazer 300 HPDI
Next thing will be permits for cooking a pot of beans!!!



put a few slices of an apple in them, cuts way down on the gas.



I surround the beans with chili
Posted By: Fish-ed

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 03:34 PM

This must be a Kali thing
Posted By: RickS.

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 03:43 PM

What could possibly go wrong with adding more chemicals to the the food of our food?
Posted By: J.P. Greeson

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 03:47 PM

I think I read that cow farts directly affect the quality of beef. The more a cow farts, the better the beef quality. Cows that have a problem farting produce really poor quality beef. Look it up.

grin
Posted By: Space

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 03:50 PM

Outlaw beans
Posted By: hopalong

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by TexDawg
Originally Posted by hopalong
Originally Posted by Billy Blazer 300 HPDI
Next thing will be permits for cooking a pot of beans!!!



put a few slices of an apple in them, cuts way down on the gas.



I surround the beans with chili



you pull your own finger afterward?
Posted By: RickS.

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 03:56 PM

I've farted at least 20 times since my last post.
Posted By: WAWI

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 04:00 PM

This thread is bull [censored]
Posted By: BlueNitro

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by J.P. Greeson
I think I read that cow farts directly affect the quality of beef. The more a cow farts, the better the beef quality. Cows that have a problem farting produce really poor quality beef. Look it up.

grin


No way I am Googling that!!!
Posted By: Jpurdue

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 05:00 PM

8 billion people. 1 billion head of cattle globally. Roughly the same biomass, but cattle produce 240 times as much methane as humans.

The "chemical" is a 1% addition of seaweed to their diet, which reduces methane release by 60%.

The seaweed doesn't affect the taste of milk or meat and at production scale could be cheaper than the 1% of standard feed it would displace.

I have no idea how big of a deal cattle farts are for the climate, but the whole thing might not be as crazy as it sounds initially. You hate to have any more dang laws though.
Posted By: T Bird

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 05:10 PM

Just in case you wondering how they measure cow farts.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science...ng-cows-methane-detecting-harnesses.html
Posted By: Billy Blazer 300 HPDI

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by T Bird
Just in case you wondering how they measure cow farts.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science...ng-cows-methane-detecting-harnesses.html


My guess it took an Engineer to rig up the cow fart monitor and equipment to capture data.

Just think, send your kid off to collage to get an Engineering degree in cow fart monitoring!!!
Posted By: Topwater2

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 07:49 PM

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Posted By: hopalong

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by Topwater2
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roflmao
Posted By: J.P. Greeson

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Jpurdue
The seaweed doesn't affect the taste of milk or meat and at production scale could be cheaper than the 1% of standard feed it would displace.

You do realize I was kidding.
Posted By: R83steve

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 08:49 PM

Sometimes I wonder about people
Posted By: Oldrabbit

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 10:02 PM

Bovaer® is the additive that has been approved as being safe for cows. I wonder if the approving folks are the same ones that said the vaccines were safe and effective against Covid? I wonder what the long term affects are to the cow's and their offspring? Can the dairy cows still sent to the saluter houses after they are threw being milk cows?
Lots of unanswered questions about adding more chemicals to our food sources.
Posted By: YEE_YEE

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 10:03 PM

[img]https://www.foodnavigator.com/Artic...-worse-for-the-planet-cow-or-human-farts[/img]
Posted By: Flags

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 10:18 PM

Turn them cows into cheeseburgers and steaks and the farts will stop.

Feel free to contact me for more climate saving advice.
Posted By: YEE_YEE

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 10:22 PM

Really why can't they breed the farts out ?
Posted By: reelfast

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 10:24 PM

I used to care but I take a pill for that now.
Posted By: Topwater2

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 10:27 PM

Being an old, I try to see how loud I can get them without getting wet. roflmao
Posted By: ReelSlow

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/02/22 11:33 PM

Originally Posted by Jpurdue
8 billion people. 1 billion head of cattle globally. Roughly the same biomass, but cattle produce 240 times as much methane as humans.

The "chemical" is a 1% addition of seaweed to their diet, which reduces methane release by 60%.

The seaweed doesn't affect the taste of milk or meat and at production scale could be cheaper than the 1% of standard feed it would displace.

I have no idea how big of a deal cattle farts are for the climate, but the whole thing might not be as crazy as it sounds initially. You hate to have any more dang laws though.


Yeah, and why pays for the product to give the cows? ME as a producer and YOU when cost of beef and milk goes up.
Posted By: Twotoes

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/03/22 12:02 AM

My dog farts a lot worse than those cows. She can make the paint peel off the walls. And it just hovers in the room. The cows are outside not bothering anybody.
Posted By: Stump jumper

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/03/22 12:35 AM

I had a college roommate that could clear rooms after eating pork. They were so bad that sometimes they lingered for hours.
Posted By: Pat Goff

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/03/22 01:00 AM

And now a lecture from humanities last hope.

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Posted By: Jpurdue

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/03/22 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by J.P. Greeson
Originally Posted by Jpurdue
The seaweed doesn't affect the taste of milk or meat and at production scale could be cheaper than the 1% of standard feed it would displace.

You do realize I was kidding.


For sure. But taste of the milk and meat does matter. If some product lowered emissions but made cattle products less desirable that would be an issue.

Seaweed seems like it could be golden solution. Cheap, effective, no impact on finished product.
Posted By: Donpilot

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/03/22 08:53 PM

Harvesting seaweed will affect the ocean.
Posted By: V-Bottom

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/04/22 03:14 AM

Dried Cow Patties are great starting a fire.....
Posted By: V-Bottom

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/04/22 03:18 AM

Originally Posted by Twotoes
My dog farts a lot worse than those cows. She can make the paint peel off the walls. And it just hovers in the room. The cows are outside not bothering anybody.


My weenie dog, Amos, has some of awful smelling farts.....burns my eyes bro...
Posted By: RickS.

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/04/22 09:43 AM

I'm no seaweed scientist. So this is actually legit curiosity.
If we're told that eating too much fish is bad because of Mercury levels in the ocean. Wouldn't feeding seaweed to cattle cause Mercury poisoning in the animals? Wouldn't that transfer into.the meat/milk? Yeah yeah small amounts. Blah blah blah. Small amounts could build up.to large amounts of Mercury.
Posted By: Jpurdue

Re: Make cattle stop farting , seriously - 05/04/22 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by RickS.
I'm no seaweed scientist. So this is actually legit curiosity.
If we're told that eating too much fish is bad because of Mercury levels in the ocean. Wouldn't feeding seaweed to cattle cause Mercury poisoning in the animals? Wouldn't that transfer into.the meat/milk? Yeah yeah small amounts. Blah blah blah. Small amounts could build up.to large amounts of Mercury.


I have no clue. Not a seaweed expert either. I read one article on the seaweed cow fart subject. I would think it wouldn't be much of an issue because we are only talking 1% of their diet and most cattle don't live very long. Who knows though, could be a concern.
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