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Apprantly I'm dumb

Posted By: YEE_YEE

Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/27/22 10:52 PM

Just had a guy come in and ask :
Him " Hey man I need to use the restroom "
ME " Sorry I don't let people behind the counter and tell him they have one at DART station "
Him " Man you dumb why you think I walked all the way over here , they closed cause of Covid "
Me " Sorry but don't let people walk through my shop "
Him " You one dumb & bunch of other censored words "
Me eyeing my .357 respond depends on how you define dumb ..
Posted By: Pat Goff

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/27/22 10:57 PM

Sometimes negotiations take a different path. You don't know who's walking through your door, so assume they're all feral and stupid.

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Posted By: outfishdya

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/27/22 10:57 PM

Were you racist too?
Posted By: Douglas J

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/27/22 10:58 PM

Why you telling us? Did you throw him out? Did he piss on your floor or worst?

You trying to look tough?

Did you need a .357 to tell a guy that he wasn't welcome?

Was your husband there to help you?
Posted By: YEE_YEE

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/27/22 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by outfishdya
Were you racist too?

He didn't throw that card we had the same skin pigment except I do where a belt roflmao
Posted By: YEE_YEE

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/27/22 11:02 PM

Originally Posted by Douglas J
Why you telling us? Did you throw him out? Did he piss on your floor or worst?

You trying to look tough?

Did you need a .357 to tell a guy that he wasn't welcome?

Was your husband there to help you?


Just sitting drinking a beer waiting to go home well maybe I'm dumb Doug
Posted By: SkeeterRonnie

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/27/22 11:09 PM

When I worked in the ER's in Mesquite (First Choice/Adeptus) we had to watch the people coming in to use the "waiting room" restrooms. They would shoot up their drugs and leave a needle either in the trash, in the napkin holder, or toilet. Pretty sad. Usually could tell the druggies from their body language. Proof was always in the restroom.
Posted By: rj74955

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/27/22 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by Douglas J
Why you telling us? Did you throw him out? Did he piss on your floor or worst?

You trying to look tough?

Did you need a .357 to tell a guy that he wasn't welcome?

Was your husband there to help you?

Did you end up pissing in your pants?
Posted By: Douglas J

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/27/22 11:16 PM

Originally Posted by YEE_YEE
Originally Posted by Douglas J
Why you telling us? Did you throw him out? Did he piss on your floor or worst?

You trying to look tough?

Did you need a .357 to tell a guy that he wasn't welcome?

Was your husband there to help you?


Just sitting drinking a beer waiting to go home well maybe I'm dumb Doug



where is your shop? what kind of shop?
Posted By: Pat Goff

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/27/22 11:29 PM

All we see now are reports of car jackings, random people getting shot by intruders, ferals running wild with zero fear of consequences. Unknown approaches me or mine, they are instructed to keep their distance, what do you want, and why do you want it?

If you ever take a worthy self defense class, one of the first things your instructor will do is pick the biggest, fattest and slowest looking guy in the class, and set him twenty feet away. Then with a plastic pistol, instruct blubbo to run at you as fast as he can and touch your forehead before you can pull and discharge your weapon. Blubbo will win every time. You're either prepared or you aren't.
Posted By: BassFever

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/27/22 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by Douglas J
Why you telling us? Did you throw him out? Did he piss on your floor or worst?

You trying to look tough?

Did you need a .357 to tell a guy that he wasn't welcome?

Was your husband there to help you?



Pretty strong there partner. It's his business and he can do what he wants. These days you don't know what someone will do.
Posted By: Bob Davis

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/27/22 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by Douglas J
Why you telling us? Did you throw him out? Did he piss on your floor or worst?

You trying to look tough?

Did you need a .357 to tell a guy that he wasn't welcome?

Was your husband there to help you?



What in the world?
Posted By: Minner Bucket

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/27/22 11:55 PM

Originally Posted by Douglas J
Why you telling us? Did you throw him out? Did he piss on your floor or worst?

You trying to look tough?

Did you need a .357 to tell a guy that he wasn't welcome?

Was your husband there to help you?



This is escalating quickly!
Posted By: uncle_bagster

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:12 AM

I'd a told him $10 for a $hit, 5 for a pi$$, and a dime to fart.
Posted By: hopalong

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:16 AM

Originally Posted by Douglas J
Why you telling us? Did you throw him out? Did he piss on your floor or worst?

You trying to look tough?

Did you need a .357 to tell a guy that he wasn't welcome?

Was your husband there to help you?



you don't deal with the general public much I guess.
Posted By: bloo_rainger

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by YEE_YEE
Just had a guy come in and ask :
Him " Hey man I need to use the restroom "
ME " Sorry I don't let people behind the counter and tell him they have one at DART station "
Him " Man you dumb why you think I walked all the way over here , they closed cause of Covid "
Me " Sorry but don't let people walk through my shop "
Him " You one dumb & bunch of other censored words "
Me eyeing my .357 respond depends on how you define dumb ..


Absolutely did the right thing.
Posted By: 1oldbassguy

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:21 AM

jeez , I thought this was going to be a post from Alison finally admitting what we all already know .
Posted By: Douglas J

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:23 AM

Originally Posted by hopalong
Originally Posted by Douglas J
Why you telling us? Did you throw him out? Did he piss on your floor or worst?

You trying to look tough?

Did you need a .357 to tell a guy that he wasn't welcome?

Was your husband there to help you?



you don't deal with the general public much I guess.




I have dealt with the worst segments of the population many more times than you and likely 94.7% of the people who are members here.

I'm good
Posted By: Patriot Guard Rider

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by Douglas J
Originally Posted by hopalong
Originally Posted by Douglas J
Why you telling us? Did you throw him out? Did he piss on your floor or worst?

You trying to look tough?

Did you need a .357 to tell a guy that he wasn't welcome?

Was your husband there to help you?



you don't deal with the general public much I guess.




I have dealt with the worst segments of the population many more times than you and likely 94.7% of the people who are members here.

I'm good

I'm not sure how you could know that. You must be very special.
Posted By: YEE_YEE

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:25 AM

Yeah it's pretty crazy when you have deal with crazy people in person on a regular basis and it's gotten worse in the last couple of years my plan is to move my shop to Fork and be semi retired or just less stress
Posted By: Douglas J

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by Patriot Guard Rider
Originally Posted by Douglas J
Originally Posted by hopalong
Originally Posted by Douglas J
Why you telling us? Did you throw him out? Did he piss on your floor or worst?

You trying to look tough?

Did you need a .357 to tell a guy that he wasn't welcome?

Was your husband there to help you?



you don't deal with the general public much I guess.




I have dealt with the worst segments of the population many more times than you and likely 94.7% of the people who are members here.

I'm good

I'm not sure how you could know that. You must be very special.


Happy Birthday!!
Posted By: Douglas J

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by YEE_YEE
Yeah it's pretty crazy when you have deal with crazy people in person on a regular basis and it's gotten worse in the last couple of years my plan is to move my shop to Fork and be semi retired or just less stress



Sorry I hurt you and your dog piling friends feelings, I was simply busting your balls
Posted By: RayBob

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by Douglas J

Sorry I hurt you and your dog piling friends feelings, I was simply busting your balls



Sometimes writing doesn't translate sarcasm well.

Seems some of the "dog piling" friends coulda been ball busting too.
Posted By: JCG57

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by Douglas J
Originally Posted by YEE_YEE
Yeah it's pretty crazy when you have deal with crazy people in person on a regular basis and it's gotten worse in the last couple of years my plan is to move my shop to Fork and be semi retired or just less stress



Sorry I hurt you and your dog piling friends feelings, I was simply busting your balls



Next time just let Doug use the potty.
Posted By: Tiltman

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:41 AM

I cringe when people come in and the first thing is do you have a bathroom I can use.
Posted By: Minner Bucket

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by Tiltman
I cringe when people come in and the first thing is do you have a bathroom I can use.



Cuz you know 💯 it’s #2!
Posted By: Minner Bucket

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:43 AM

And they’ll throw the used Tp in the trash and not flush it roflmao
Posted By: YEE_YEE

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by JCG57
Originally Posted by Douglas J
Originally Posted by YEE_YEE
Yeah it's pretty crazy when you have deal with crazy people in person on a regular basis and it's gotten worse in the last couple of years my plan is to move my shop to Fork and be semi retired or just less stress



Sorry I hurt you and your dog piling friends feelings, I was simply busting your balls



Next time just let Doug use the potty.

I JUST figured it's the OT it's good in my hood
Posted By: Samsonsworld

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:51 AM

When you got to go...you got to go.
Posted By: Duck_Hunter

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by Douglas J
Originally Posted by YEE_YEE
Yeah it's pretty crazy when you have deal with crazy people in person on a regular basis and it's gotten worse in the last couple of years my plan is to move my shop to Fork and be semi retired or just less stress



Sorry I hurt you and your dog piling friends feelings, I was simply busting your balls



I don’t believe it.
Posted By: Douglas J

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by YEE_YEE
Originally Posted by JCG57
Originally Posted by Douglas J
Originally Posted by YEE_YEE
Yeah it's pretty crazy when you have deal with crazy people in person on a regular basis and it's gotten worse in the last couple of years my plan is to move my shop to Fork and be semi retired or just less stress



Sorry I hurt you and your dog piling friends feelings, I was simply busting your balls



Next time just let Doug use the potty.

I JUST figured it's the OT it's good in my hood



Thanks I had to go outside frown
Posted By: Samsonsworld

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 01:11 AM

The world is my toilet. I mark my territory regularly.
Posted By: LoneStarSon

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 01:37 AM

Originally Posted by Samsonsworld
The world is my toilet. I mark my territory regularly.
Well would you mind relieving yourself somewhere else? You're killing the rose bushes!
Posted By: gregpaul

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 02:23 AM

Originally Posted by LoneStarSon
Originally Posted by Samsonsworld
The world is my toilet. I mark my territory regularly.
Well would you mind relieving yourself somewhere else? You're killing the rose bushes!

roflmao
Posted By: Patriot Guard Rider

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 02:44 AM

I have my doubts that this will be a candidate for "Thread of the Year."
Posted By: DanDaBald

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 03:09 AM

Thread-Buster . . . . put this elsewhere PLEASE !
Posted By: Okie Poke

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 04/28/22 11:16 AM

***Apparently***
Posted By: ReelSlow

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 05/02/22 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by Duck_Hunter
Originally Posted by Douglas J
Originally Posted by YEE_YEE
Yeah it's pretty crazy when you have deal with crazy people in person on a regular basis and it's gotten worse in the last couple of years my plan is to move my shop to Fork and be semi retired or just less stress



Sorry I hurt you and your dog piling friends feelings, I was simply busting your balls



I don’t believe it.


Racist whip
Posted By: Tsunami_1

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 05/02/22 11:55 AM

There's a slight problem here from the get go. I've watch enough Judge Judy to know you can not tell us what the other person said, case closed!
Posted By: Indianation65

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 05/02/22 01:42 PM

I read each post, and unless I missed it, I still do not know what type of "shop" was involved.

Are we not supposed to know?

...?
Posted By: hopalong

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 05/02/22 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by Indianation65
I read each post, and unless I missed it, I still do not know what type of "shop" was involved.

Are we not supposed to know?

...?



I believe it is an alternator repair type shop, just dog piling ya bud!
Posted By: hopalong

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 05/02/22 02:03 PM

Thanks I had to go outside

well that makes it final, you will never be a dem. candidate for president, have to krap your britches in public to qualify
Posted By: lconn4

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 05/02/22 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by gregpaul
Originally Posted by LoneStarSon
Originally Posted by Samsonsworld
The world is my toilet. I mark my territory regularly.
Well would you mind relieving yourself somewhere else? You're killing the rose bushes!

roflmao


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Raccoon piss makes them grow!
Posted By: Indianation65

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 05/02/22 02:08 PM

Mr. Yee Yee,
No, you are not dumb.

You simply do not know how to spell "apparently."

It's a joke, a joke, dog piling, no harmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Have a great day everyone! IN65

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Posted By: Tsunami_1

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 05/02/22 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by YEE_YEE
Originally Posted by outfishdya
Were you racist too?

He didn't throw that card we had the same skin pigment except I do where a belt roflmao

Where the heck are the grammar police one this one?
Posted By: Indianation65

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 05/02/22 02:29 PM

I'm a grammar Nazi, I'll have you know, and I did not read the previous!

I'll "wear" my badge more often!

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Posted By: YEE_YEE

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 05/02/22 02:31 PM

Yeah its crazy world
It's a starter & alternator shop
OT fun
I just don't let people go to the restroom they have to walk all they through the shop eyeballing all my tools and equipment ..
Posted By: Indianation65

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 05/02/22 02:38 PM

I/we all understand.

Mayberry is NO more, unfortunately.
It's risky to let strangers have access.

Rock on forum dudezzz!

...!
Posted By: hopalong

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 05/02/22 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by YEE_YEE
Yeah its crazy world
It's a starter & alternator shop
OT fun
I just don't let people go to the restroom they have to walk all they through the shop eyeballing all my tools and equipment ..



go buy some of the little cups like the dentist uses to let ya rinse, hand them out and point to the door they came in.
Posted By: butch sanders

Re: Apprantly I'm dumb - 05/02/22 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Douglas J
Why you telling us? Did you throw him out? Did he piss on your floor or worst?

You trying to look tough?

Did you need a .357 to tell a guy that he wasn't welcome?

Was your husband there to help you?


surely he is joking around
nobody is this big an a hole
to someone they don't know
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