Snake Id

I got a buddy we have driveway beers often . He knows I’m terrified of snakes especially this one . Well captain [censored] decided to put it buy the “urinal” and it has scared the piss out of me twice 😑

So that would make it a one eyed dribble monster.

It’s a harmless Gaboon viper

Scared you twice? Then you didn't beat his arse bad enough he first time! (jk)

Man with friends like that, well you know the rest!

Glad you didn't Biden yourself.

First time I froze in pure fear and hollered for him and my boss . And when they didn’t come and the stuffed snake didn’t move then I knew . I cussed him pretty good as he rolled around on the floor laughing .

Second time I jumped and rembered an cussed him again 🤣

Grown men aren't scared of snakes.

That would have put my wife in an institution

Now you got me thinking

Well I’m a big fat [censored] then if I see them and I don’t stumble upon them I’m usually alright . But if they sneak up on me/ surprise me yah my man card could be taken instantly.

Well, some aren't.

A couple of years ago my son had a baseball game at Rockwall-Heath HS. About halfway through the game a small group of people were gathered outside the other team's dugout, looking at something in the space between the wall and roof. Some dad goes into the dugout, grabs a baseball bat and starts pounding at the aforementioned space in the dugout. Something falls to the ground, he picks it up, and sure enough, it's a snake. He carries it to the edge of a walkway and tosses it in the grass. I walk over to see what kind of snake it was, and find that superhero dad has killed a completely harmless foot and a half long rat snake.