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Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - Update - It happened

Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - Update - It happened - 08/27/21 02:45 PM

My little boy is due Saturday.... they say like only 5% are born on the actual due dates.


Is this going down?


I was supposed to have a skeet shoot tomorrow and a bourbon sampling party tomorrow night. Will she ruin it?



Addendum - we still don't have a name
Posted By: NateRich5797

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 02:46 PM

Kids will be there for the rest of your life. Day drinking bourbon is too good of an opportunity to miss out on. You got this!
Posted By: Coach Hark

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 02:46 PM

It’ll be born on Tuesday. Have your fun 1 Shot.
Posted By: Brian Spagnola

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 02:47 PM

Either way man, I hope everything goes well for momma and the little boy.

Name opportunities like Copenhagen and Dip Cup weren't around when i had kids. It's really a shame.
Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Coach Hark
It’ll be born on Tuesday. Have your fun 1 Shot.



Thanks. I'm just going to plan on this.
Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 02:55 PM

I'm think I'll name this little guy Otis
Posted By: NateRich5797

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 02:56 PM

Donald is a good name for a boy.
Posted By: RATZ

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 02:56 PM

my nephew was dumb enough to be born on sept 1. Yes, opening day of dove season. My BIL missed the birth as opening day only happens once a year
Posted By: outfishdya

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 02:57 PM

You need to schedule more event around the due date.
I assume you have things scheduled for Sunday also...
Posted By: outfishdya

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by RATZ
my nephew was dumb enough to be born on sept 1. Yes, opening day of dove season. My BIL missed the birth as opening day only happens once a year

Kids these days have no clue
My wife and I don't have relations 9 months before hunting season, or the spawn....
Posted By: Sawhorse

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills
I'm think I'll name this little guy Otis

Awesome name! Hope it all goes smooth as silk for Mrs. 1Shot and for little Cleotis as he exits his home of the last nine months!
Posted By: CCTX

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 03:47 PM

If she starts to experience contractions, there’s something you can do to improve your chances of an on time delivery.
Posted By: deerfeeder

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 04:16 PM

I have a grandson who should have been born on the 4th of July, but the doctor induced his mom on the 3rd, cuz he wanted the day off.
Posted By: Teeners boat

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 04:21 PM

Hope you get to witness the birth of your son & have the bourbon party. How about Jethrene for a name. Maybe post another poll for your sons name. I bet there will be some names come across the polls!!!
Posted By: Chris B

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 04:24 PM

Have you considered naming him Bud?
Posted By: Sawhorse

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Teeners boat
Hope you get to witness the birth of your son & have the bourbon party. How about Jethrene for a name. Maybe post another poll for your sons name. I bet there will be some names come across the polls!!!

I agree! And if he does make a post for name reco’s, I’m going to recommend Cornwallis...which can be “Cornwall” for short.
Posted By: BlueNitro

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 04:52 PM

My grandson was born on his due date - cost me 20 bucks.

Congrats and hope baby and momma are healthy.
Posted By: Nickbyrd

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 04:54 PM

Good luck captain!
Posted By: Der Vorsteher

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 05:11 PM

Have we had the gender reveal party yet?
Posted By: BCBassCat

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 05:38 PM

With the kids that you have had 1shot, I know you think pregnant love is the best love....
Posted By: Caymas Cx 21

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 05:43 PM

Hope you don’t have a Charlie moment from me myself and Irene!
Posted By: Mudshark

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 05:45 PM

Isn’t this what Zoom is for?
Posted By: Sawhorse

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 05:47 PM

Quick question. Do they net babies now, or still hoist them up and out of there by hand?
Posted By: Kentucky

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 05:49 PM

one thing for sure. You will never look at that thing the same again after you see a baby come out of it
Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by Sawhorse
Quick question. Do they net babies now, or still hoist them up and out of there by hand?



I won't break my babies jaw even if it's a DD
Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Mudshark
Isn’t this what Zoom is for?



I'm thinking about selling live stream links
Posted By: Fishingking

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 06:30 PM

if you miss the Skeet Shoot - name him Skeeter, or you could name him bourbon. Or both
Posted By: lowew79

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by Fishingking
if you miss the Skeet Shoot - name him Skeeter, or you could name him bourbon. Or both


And if he is born on the way TO the hospital, name him Carson
Posted By: SteezMacQueen

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 06:40 PM

Good luck with the big day!! That’s all I’ll say….it will come when mama and God decide it’s time. cheers
Posted By: spacejunkie

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 07:02 PM

Still say Buba is a good name.
Posted By: outfishdya

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills
Originally Posted by Mudshark
Isn’t this what Zoom is for?



I'm thinking about selling live stream links

Venmo sent
Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by spacejunkie
Still say Buba is a good name.



That's what 4yo Amelia wants to call him
Posted By: UGLYSHCTICK

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 08:00 PM

9/1/2021

that's when greatness occurs....

Conway Twitty
Dr. Phil
and me !!!!!
Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 08:22 PM

It's Good-Bye Time
Posted By: Derek 🐝

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 08:23 PM

bye
Posted By: Sawhorse

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills
It's Good-Bye Time


thumb Good luck dude!!!
Posted By: outfishdya

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills
It's Good-Bye Time

Leaving for the skeet shoot... good call
Posted By: UGLYSHCTICK

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 08:45 PM

request a maternity test....
Posted By: outfishdya

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 08:47 PM

Originally Posted by UGLYSHCTICK
request a maternity test....

Great Idea, she may not be the mother...
Posted By: YEE_YEE

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 09:07 PM

thumb clap thumb
Posted By: Nickbyrd

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 09:18 PM

clap
Posted By: TexDawg

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 09:32 PM

I’m waiting for hop to make a prediction so I can get this right
Posted By: Derek 🐝

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by TexDawg
I’m waiting for hop to make a prediction so I can get this right


bump
Posted By: SteezMacQueen

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by outfishdya
Originally Posted by UGLYSHCTICK
request a maternity test....

Great Idea, she may not be the mother...

roflmao

Paternity text would be a better idea.

cheers
Posted By: Trickster

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by SteezMacQueen
Originally Posted by outfishdya
Originally Posted by UGLYSHCTICK
request a maternity test....

Great Idea, she may not be the mother...

roflmao

Paternity text would be a better idea.

cheers

lol
Posted By: hopalong

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 10:39 PM

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otis is cool, name has a certain jenny say quah sorta sound.
Posted By: hopalong

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/27/21 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by Derek 🐝
Originally Posted by TexDawg
I’m waiting for hop to make a prediction so I can get this right


bump




I got fiddy it happens before midnight and he still goes shooting.

that may or may not be my official prediction, tbd
Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 05:59 AM

Originally Posted by hopalong
Originally Posted by Derek 🐝
Originally Posted by TexDawg
I’m waiting for hop to make a prediction so I can get this right


bump




I got fiddy it happens before midnight and he still goes shooting.

that may or may not be my official prediction, tbd



Well I'm in the ER. Lots of bleeding.


Supposed to have a home birth but that's out the window
Posted By: lconn4

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 06:09 AM

I say in by 5:00 a.m. Good Luck! cheers
Posted By: TexDawg

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 10:22 AM

Good luck and best wishes for y’all 1shot
Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 11:38 AM

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Posted By: SgtDag

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 11:40 AM

banana

Congrats my man
Posted By: AmpedUp

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 11:54 AM

Congratulations!! banana
Posted By: WAWI

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 11:57 AM

clap
Posted By: Wylie Jeff

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 12:07 PM

Wow, beautiful. Congrats ya’ll!
Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 12:07 PM

Good chance I'll still make the bourbon party tonight
Posted By: withay

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 12:16 PM

Congratulations
Posted By: Scoundrel

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 12:19 PM

clap
Posted By: CCTX

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 12:20 PM

cheers
Posted By: spacejunkie

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 12:35 PM

How is Buba doing? Congrats, Dad.
Posted By: banker-always fishing

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 12:48 PM

"PRICELESS" ! Congratulations! cheers
Posted By: Patriot Guard Rider

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 12:48 PM

Congratulations to you and Deanna, Zach! That's one good looking guy right there.
Posted By: Chris B

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 12:56 PM

Bud looks great. Congrats
Posted By: Bob Davis

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 12:57 PM

Congrats!! thumb thumb
Posted By: TexDawg

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 01:02 PM

A hearty congratulations to y’all
Posted By: Nickbyrd

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 01:04 PM

Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills
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Hell yah ! cheers
How’s momma doing
Posted By: hopalong

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 01:09 PM

woot cheers clap thumb

you have full permission to use hopalong for his name, we both got the same amount of hair.
Posted By: von rage

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 01:19 PM

That's great! Congrats!
Posted By: PaulGrapevine

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 01:23 PM

Beautiful little boy! How’s momma?
Posted By: outfishdya

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 01:25 PM

happybday
Posted By: Minner Bucket

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 01:56 PM

cheers
Posted By: Trickster

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 01:59 PM

Congrats!
Posted By: Sawhorse

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 02:14 PM

Congrats!!! Fine looking little buddy you got there...absolutely perfect!!! thumb
Posted By: BCBassCat

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 02:15 PM

Congrats man
Posted By: Brian Spagnola

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 02:34 PM

AWESOME!!!! I wish I could have another one, my wife just ain't all about that! LOL
Posted By: rj74955

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 02:36 PM

Got you a fine looking fella there Z. If I had known you were never going to get to party with us for at least 18 years I would have hugged you more.
Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 03:30 PM

Thanks guys


My wife woke up bleeding like crazy about 1130. Somehow she tore her placenta so we had to rush the ER.


Little Otis Maverick Julius Cody made it through and momma is doing fine.
Posted By: T Bird

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 04:11 PM

Congrats 1Shot! clap cheers
Posted By: deerfeeder

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 04:13 PM

Outstanding, Bravo Zulu to all!
Posted By: lconn4

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills
[Linked Image]


Damn! Look at the size of those biceps! clap
Posted By: YEE_YEE

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 05:21 PM

congrats
Posted By: Coach Hark

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by PaulGrapevine
Beautiful little boy! How’s momma?
Posted By: Monty Wright

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 09:14 PM

Congrats Dude!
Posted By: DanDaBald

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 10:46 PM

Congratulations - link to video ? Just kidding, I sat out both of mine (from home) 50 years ago, I don't want to see it now.
Posted By: wyliepirate

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 10:54 PM

Congrats! Very handsome young man you got there! Tell your wife congrats as well, she did all the work!
Posted By: Mark Perry

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 11:09 PM

Congrats sir.
Posted By: Siberman

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 11:35 PM

cheers
Posted By: Kicker16

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/28/21 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by Mark Perry
Congrats sir.
Posted By: Space

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - Update - It happened - 08/29/21 12:02 AM

Congrats. Cute baby.
Posted By: SteezMacQueen

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - Update - It happened - 08/29/21 12:09 AM

Congratulations!!!! happybday
Posted By: Duck_Hunter

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - Update - It happened - 08/29/21 12:29 AM

Congrats, dude.
Posted By: 1ShotNoKills

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/29/21 01:34 AM

[Linked Image]
Posted By: Chris B

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/29/21 01:39 AM

Are you taking Bud to the skeet shoot tomorrow?
Posted By: bradnitro175

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - Update - It happened - 08/29/21 02:33 AM

happybday
Posted By: lowew79

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/29/21 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by Der Vorsteher
Have we had the gender reveal party yet?


I went to one of those, i was the only one naked, guess i misunderstood.
Posted By: Kentucky

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/29/21 03:36 AM

She pushed it out early to screw with your plans
Posted By: outfishdya

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/29/21 03:37 AM

Originally Posted by lowew79
Originally Posted by Der Vorsteher
Have we had the gender reveal party yet?


I went to one of those, i was the only one naked, guess i misunderstood.

Was it blue or pink smoke?
Posted By: Pintail711

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/29/21 04:02 AM

I like Dejuan or Darrel Earl for boy names.
Posted By: Monty Wright

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/29/21 05:35 AM

Originally Posted by lowew79
Originally Posted by Der Vorsteher
Have we had the gender reveal party yet?


I went to one of those, i was the only one naked, guess i misunderstood.

roflmao
Posted By: Brian Spagnola

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/29/21 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by Monty Wright
Originally Posted by lowew79
Originally Posted by Der Vorsteher
Have we had the gender reveal party yet?


I went to one of those, i was the only one naked, guess i misunderstood.

roflmao



Post of the year
Posted By: Oldrabbit

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/29/21 01:17 PM

Congratulations, let the spoiling begin.
Posted By: Dan90210 ☮

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/29/21 01:38 PM

Congrats sir!
Posted By: Hook'Em 79

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/29/21 01:54 PM

Congratulations!
Posted By: Allen Bass Fisher

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/29/21 04:24 PM

Originally Posted by 1ShotNoKills
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Congratulations! And invite me over for a few drinks.
Posted By: Dan21XRS

Re: Wife is due Saturday... will it happen? - 08/29/21 04:34 PM

Congrats... Dan cheers
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