Confession time fellas.

This is the place to get it off of your chest boys.



I use Mrs. Moto-elect's shower scrub as hand cleaner.

I use her conditioner in my beard.

I like a little steak sauce with my steak.

I sometimes use bbq sauce when I eat sliced brisket.

And......go

Almost always use A1 what’s wrong with that?

I pee in the shower.

There are two types of people in this world......those that pee in the shower.....and liars.

Doesn't it help kill mold and mildew?

If my shirt smells clean. It is

Nothing wrong with A1 on a steak occasionally. I have avoided it more in recent years due to almost instant explosive bowels when I do eat it. Goes great in meatloaf.

When eating sliced brisket. If it's a sandwich. I always pull a slice or two off to eat without sauce. Then drizzle some on top. If it's a plate, I'll just drizzle some on part of it.

I use Skintimate shaving cream because other shaving creams break my face out. I wish I'd known about that stuff in high school.

Nothing if your using it on french fries, that's it.

I am not guilty

Never thought about putting it on fries

I have spent the better part of my life eating bbq, this no sauce on bbq is a new thing. I dont know who started it or why buts it's silly. For most of time brisket was a cheap cut and warranted slow cooking and a bit of help via sauce. Now all of a sudden you have Prime brisket. You have prime brisket before too they just hadn't figured out they could charge more for it. I'm pretty sure every bbq culture out there has a sauce, either texas style, vintage, mustard, the alabama white. All of them. What bbq didnt have was an over abundance of bark and 47 pounds of black pepper caked on it....... And to get back on topic if I am in the shower I am either peeing or have peed.

Moto is correct.

Its greatness, when I'm feeling really dirty I take a chicken fried steak, cover in brown gravy and cheese, i cover the fries in brown gravy. I drizzle a1 over the while plate and go to work. It made me a fat arse and i had to stop but i have memories, sweet memories.

it's supposed to stop athletes foot, I think that was it anyway.

I also pee in Bobs shower. Its shameful but I feel better now its out there.

Big fail on that, I pee every day in shower and my toes look like gator hide.

Same here.

I use Gillette aftershave for its pleasant smell and skin tightening qualities
I moisturize, especially in the winter
I record old movies to watch, especially gangster, crime and westerns.(not musicals or romances)
I don’t “game”, as in no video games
I don’t really like brisket very much, but I do love ribs

If chocolate was an aphrodisiac I could be a porn star after peeing in the shower.

There are times I pretend to enjoy fishing out of a kayak, but honestly, most of the time it sucks and I hate it. I also think most other people who fish out of a kayak hate it too. The only ones who seem to really like it are the stoners and they are typically so baked, they like everything.

I like Road House steak sauce. Blows A1 away.

Moisturizer is critical.

Jack Black products are awesome... not cheap but far superior esp for men. The stuff for chicks is different. You really want one that has SPF 15-20 and kelp... Gotta have the kelp. And unscented!!! The scents are not good.

Sounds like you know the solution to hating kayak fishing...

I guess you are right. Drinking beer in the yak doesn’t work out well because when you have to pee, there always seems to be people looking at you.

I’m not quite this serious about it honestly

I use live bait on occasion.

I peed on a boat ramp yesterday. It was invigorating. Call me Johnny Outlaw.

There's a Haynie in the boats for sale classified's that you need to jump on.

I dream of peeing on Derek's yard.

Kayaks are starter boats. Use the time to figure out where do you want the livewell (crappie) and the drink cooler to go in your big boat so you can sit upfront and not have to get up every time you catch another keeper.

Then start shopping. I've learned over the years Fiberglass is more stable than aluminum. You don't have to go 100mph when on the lake and used is just as good as New if the price is right.

I pee in the lake. ,apologies to those down stream. .

Mo

I've never watched more than a couple of minutes of a Star Wars movie.

I hate double meat burgers.

I dislike Whataburger.

I hate licorice.

I hate ketchup on fries.

PM the man... he is known for making your wildest dreams come true.

I'm now interested in kayak fishing

It’s an awesome boat, and it’s never seen saltwater. Spent most of its life at Canyon Lake, and the owner is meticulous about keeping it clean. And it’s fast as hell too.

I do this every time. for some reason when I get to the ramp I have to pee really bad

Sometimes put a little hienz 57 on my burgers!

Mudshark would crush it in that boat!

You know I also heard good things about this boat. 2017 model.Boat has never been in saltwater. Humminbird helix 10’s on console helix 9 on bow side imaging and Dow fire-112 min Kota 36 volt trolling motor. 10 foot blades. 300 freshwater hours on engine-warranty till 2022. Boat is loaded and in perfect condition-garage kept whole life. I don’t need help selling. Titles in hand. Price 63k

I put beans in my chili sometimes

I don't like to cook!!

I don't like Vegetables or condiments

That thing should be named the Mudshark.

Ditto, licorice is just friggin gross

I think cilantro should be left growing in the yards and pastures instead of on food products.

There are multiple flavors of licorice. Do you hate it all, like JayC did people, or do you discriminate?

Hate it all.

Well, I am aware that there are different flavors of the rubber tube candy that may be referred to as “licorice “, I could chew on some of those if I had to. But the black licorice that is anise flavored is disgusting

Nothing wrong with that. Anyone looking objectively knows its mediocre at its best. And Just plain bad at worst.

I have nothing to confess right now.

I Hate Root Beer

I’ve never seen the movie ET

I wear my underwear twice. One day right side out, next day wrong side out.

Kinda like disc golf.

My shampoo, conditioner and body soap smell like lavender.

Disc golf is gay, I just want that to be known

I got a Bag for Disc Golf

Just when I was ready to adopt you as a fellow Texan you go and say that

lmao

I use Mama's Oil of Olay Moisture Ribbons body wash. Rich, Luxurious lather that leaves my skin Silky Smooth

Yes, yes it is.

I trim my armpit hair about every 6 weeks

Why so infrequently Greg? Does it look like you have a mouse in a headlock after week four?

Now let's address this A1 business. If you're at someone's house and they didn't spring for the good stuff, they over cooked the craap out of it or they are one of those people that think the flavor of beef needs to be altered with some bizarre marinade, you get a free pass on the A1. But at home with a nice fillet or ribeye cooked rare plus to medium rare, reaching for the A1 is like the colonial days of slapping another man in the face with your fancy gloves. We must now go outside and duel to the death!

Used to be great. Problem is the yankees bought it... been going downhill since. Lets call a spade a spade. Thats the Texan thing to do.

Same with ranch style beans.

Ranch style beans were never that great

Take that back! Right now, or Derek will be over to force feed you one of his Vienna Sausages concoctions!

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Brown Gravy or Cream Gravy?
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anyone south of Kansas put brown gravy on CFS.

I'm just a gringo attempting to make Birria quesatacos con consome, so far I haven't screwed it up, still a few hours out till done.

I was reluctant, but her goes. From the pics I've seen, Derek's yard is not that pretty.

Brow gravy is superior to cream gravy on pretty much any food other than biscuits and eggs.

And since this is a confession thread, I like to crumble my biscuits first, then float the eggs and biscuits in as much gravy as can be held on the plate.

Star wars is dumb and for nerds.

Double meat burgers are not good.

I suck at fishing
I’m a mediocre ( if not horrible) shot
I like porn ,tools , and beer
I pee in the shower
I drank a white claw today ( I feel real dirty about it )
Ahhhh I feel so much better now

I'm a nerd, love Star Wars

Also like the nerds ropes

It's like you're my son.

I watch Steel Magnolias anytime it is on.....

Well i went to a concert at gruene hall a few years back, i was stormend by a badged guy with a gun, he said “ i think you are legally drunk” my response was “if it is legal what is the problem”? Evidently that was not the right responseb

I fart under the covers when I first wake up. A good sniff will tell me if I'm covid free.

I eat bass. But then again our private lake is overpopulated with them.
I like sauerkraut and smoked sausage.
I don't let my wife cook anything but deserts.
Can't stand the taste of beer.

I Caress before I dress.

That's a real gangster right there.

You just made Derek’s list.

Brown gravy is for Yanks and communists.

I never had sexual relations with THAT lady,,,,

Some of y'all need to change your ways and repent!

Brown gravy on CFS!

White Claws and everyone of the Seltzer's are nasty!

I clean the house and wash the dishes after she cooks.

Truth is I’m a clean freak about my house, boat, etc. I can’t stand to wait in her to clean.

Wrong. Mayo is for fries!!

We have been recording the Columbo Series lately and there are several we have never seen.

I'm a country western singer in the shower

If I could do my hobby everyday it would be golf before fishing

I like flannel sheets and and worstershire sauce on fries

Now let's address this A1 business. If you're at someone's house and they didn't spring for the good stuff, they over cooked the craap out of it or they are one of those people that think the flavor of beef needs to be altered with some bizarre marinade, you get a free pass on the A1. But at home with a nice fillet or ribeye cooked rare plus to medium rare, reaching for the A1 is like the colonial days of slapping another man in the face with your fancy gloves. We must now go outside and duel to the death! [/quote]

Good black licorice is the best candy, any other flavor isn.t licorice. I don't even consider black Twizzlers as licorice.

I use a loofah and bath and body works shower gel..... for men of course, unless I’m out and then I’ll use the wife’s.

My neighbor across the street told me that he has It on good sources from his friends in the “government” that we were about to go into martial law tomorrow because of some major arrests of very important people and I should go fill up my car full of gas and get enough cash to last for a few weeks. I told him he was full of [censored] and then I went to the fishing pier by my house after I stopped and got gas an a few hundred bucks from the atm machine.

Did he say how long it will last? I’m gonna need to squirt some fert around the first of February.

x1M

I've had 2 covid beards so far, conditioner is a must. No shame in that

Honey is the only proper accompaniment for fries

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I think AOC is kinda hot.

Sometimes I fart on the dog, just for paybacks.

She is hot

Y’all are crazy 😁

I get choked up at emotional parts of movies and TV shows.
I like to be the little spoon to make me feel safer
I sleep with a weighted blanket, its so wondermous!
And i also pee in the shower!

I have put beans in my chili, and McRib is the at the top of my sandwich list.

Thank you. That's all the motivation I need for 2021.

Starting up that hitlist?

Yeah, but have you ever had bestcesteshire sauce? surely there is one since there is a worcestershire.

& in cottage cheese
its awesome

I don't poop outside. EVER

Why not?
As a wise man, that you may know, once said, “Buzzards gotta eat just like the worms”.

I just installed a bidet seat with warm water and a dryer. Wife likes it.

I pee in the backyard when I take my dog outside. I also pee in the shower.

So you were lurking on those other threads? I thought so.

I’m kind of missing my Twitter account. I didn’t think I would, but I do. I’m not going back, but I had some fun people I used to talk to there.

Fall back in it one time in 12 degree weather with nothing to clean yourself up with but water from the ice chest and you'll rethink it too

Sadly, I feel you slipping away from us again already.

Social Media has some positives, but it is a net negative. You're better off for it.
I try not to pee in the toilet if at all possible. Backyard, wheel well of truck (makes peeing anywhere possible), shower, and boat ramp are all great options. While on the subject, the only good thing about peeing in the toilet is the option to sit, which I do from time to time.

Mayo and catsup mixed together on fries.

You people aren't right.

Lots of craziness on this thread....

I pee in the yard and shower more than the toilet, I thinks it's the not having to aim after a few beers. Just lean back and let her rip.

I don’t like tomatoes or dill pickles

I have more hair in my nose and ears than I do on top of my head.

Men never really lose their hair. It just slowly works it's way down your neck and back. Heck, when I get a cut and the trim my neck, I tell them to please stop before they hit crack.

I'm actually beloved by family and friends, I only play an [censored] hole on TFF cowboy's posts!

Bro....hear me out on this. Puerto Ricans make mayu-ketchu.

Mayo, ketchup, a little splash of oil, and garlic salt. Shiz is lit!

I believe it. Sincerely.

Same here. Sincerely.

I thought the "Best EVOO" post was about a new Harley.

I think Willie Nelson's voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard. Dude is terrible.

You crank it up to Enrique igleglas, and think AOC is hot you lost your credibility on here skippy! Willie Nelson is one of the greats.

Agree.

She could stand to be a little thicker.

Willie is a touch overrated. Yes

Her head is already thick, looks like a mule!

Kayak fishing at White Rock Lake on a nice day when the girls rowing team is doing laps and all the families walking/jogging/riding can be tricky. There is nowhere to go without risking a Karen report for exposure. Yes, I peed in my pants there once out of necessity to avoid any class C charges. Waded with the kayak back to the ramp so I didn’t look like an idiot.

And it was awesome.

more for me.

I blend my pace medium salsa smooth and add some bbq sauce.

I hate tomato’s, guacamole, whiskey. I have not had steak in 3 yrs.

Sriracha is terrible

Pace picante sauce sucks

If it doesn't say Wrangler on it I won't wear it. But I have discovered the custom flex Wrangler and I will never go back.

You have no soul.

Sriracha/ketchup mixed 50-50 and thick cut fries ala Fred's makes for some good eating.

It's TRUE, that &$&#& is horrible

I still use two bars of soap

Nasty

Thats a dirty joke

I knew I could count on you sir. Haha

I am a man of principle. Gel is the way

and your loofah ?

From the “Frank The Tank” line of aggy products.

RIP.

I believe the soap gel dispenser is modeled after their running back from their last claimed 1939 “National Championship”. John “Jarrin” Kimborough—drafted second overall in the 1941 NFL draft

I wish Frank was still OT-alive...he could let us know for sure.

Considering that FTT would fact check, 1939 was the first and last time the Texas A&M football team finished first on the end of season AP poll.

John Kimborough then went on to be a movie star in Hollywood, then honorably served in WW2 as an Army pilot and then worked as a public servant in the Texas House of Representatives as a Democrat.

Only once, and not in 50+ years since. There, that's my lifelong secret.





God Save the U.S.A. !

It's not good. Not even a little bit.

I like ketchup. Even on prime rib.

I use English muffins to make garlic bread. I also use Kary's roux in gumbo.

X 2 .

Y’all are crazy
This ones really good

I think beer tastes terrible

I’m lost for words right now....

Son of a .....


Shut this thread down!!!!

I eat butter with corn chips regularly.

My middle name is basically a girls name I guess.

I practice varmint calls alone in the work truck because I suck at it... and am getting worse.

The last time I puked was after a live virus flu shot when I was 18 years old, and it's the only time I can ever remember puking my entire life. I haven't ever ran a fever that I'm aware of.

Some beers are better than others. I think you are joking, but if you haven’t found a beer you like, start with a quality Pilsner. Easiest style to get right in the brewing process without any off flavors.

Samuel Adams Noble Pils.
Pilsner Urquell
Or, go to Aldi and purchase a six pack of Wernesgruner.

I like beans in my chili

I buy the menthol halls because they are like candy to me

Around 3:00 this morning, I pulled my C-Pap off the nightstand. It hit the ground pretty hard, but not before it woke me up by pulling my mask off. In my panic, I pulled it back onto the bed by the hose and ended up dumping the water tank on myself and in the bed. All that woke up the kitten who woke up the dogs and the wife was soon to follow.

Man....I am tired as hell today.

I really hate Mexican food. It's all green, brown and flat.

p.s., I also don't care for spicy foods.

I'm guessing some of you look funny with your vegan diet and white claw.

Not to Derail the thread, but have you every had a menthol halls in your mouth and then ate at the Y?








Back to my corner.

pop rocks....

I workout at Planet Fitness......usually in sketchy towns like Odessa, Midland and SA. I hide my wallet in my work boots . Cause I don't know not one thief that steals work boots.

They steal anything in Angelo, even work boots but won’t use them!

No lie, just haven't found any I enjoy. The last beer I had was the day Jerry Jeff Walker passed away. We happened to be in Luckenbach that day and I had a Lone Star. It felt like the right thing to do.

I'll give the others a try

I think IPA stands for It's probably awful

Damn man,you got a lot of HATE !!!!!

FIFY

My little female wiener dog likes to sleep in the little kennel we make the kitten sleep in at night. If the door is open during the day, she will get in there and nap. When the kitten gets out of control crazy, we will throw her in that cage to make her calm down. The other day, I didn’t look in the cage before I threw the kitten into her timeout box only to figure out half an hour later Gabby was in the cage with the crazy kitten. I’m shocked there was not a casualty but they both seemed to come out in decent shape.

My wife snores more than me. If i ask her to roll over she will, but the next night she will attempt to sleep on the couch. I randomly wake up and she is on the couch. When asked why she states that she wants me to get my rest. One night i got flusterewd and went to the couch myself. That sucked wont do it again.

Go try an old traditional English India Pale Ale. Not the new American experimental IPAs where the competition is to see who can put the most hops in. Big difference.

I have the solution and I’m 100% serious...ear plugs.

Get those soft ear plugs you roll in your fingers and jam in your ear...install them just before getting in bed. (Helpful Hint: If you have bed activities planned, install them after the activities when you’re wanting to sleep.) Trust me on this...you’ll not only sleep without interruption, but you’ll no longer have fights about someone snoring.

Have you ever been ticketed or jailed for practicing without a license? I'm 100% serious.

Russell...... Tell a healthcare provider exactly what you said above and fill out a screening for Obstructive Sleep Apnea. If positive, they will refer you to a clinician or test you themselves with an ambulatory test to see what's going on. If it is OSA or UARS, you can be treated a number of ways that will have a dramatic impact on your overall health and well being. If it truly is just snoring, that's also a simple fix and you have multiple options there too.

J

P.S. Confession time: I'm terrified of giving blood. There's something unnatural about watching all of that pump out of my body. I can remove your entire jaw and that's fine. It's just my blood that seems to be the issue.

I guess I thought SHE was the one snoring. If that was accurate, then just go get you some ear plugs Russell. (May I call you Russell?) If HE is the one snoring then absolutely he should go see another (besides me) professional...sleep apnea and things of such nature can be very dangerous.

if EITHER one is snoring they need to be checked.

I’m not a doctor, but in my defense, my heart was in the right place.

Jesus, we can't even recommend ear plugs to sound out a snoring wife? Good thing I didn't suggest a pillow.

I sleep with a body pillow. I've been using it about 5 years now and won't sleep without it.

Sometimes I drink Truly because it's way lower calories/carbs... Plus you don't feel bloated the next day if you decide to tie one off...

FTT was standing behind me and told me to post that. I would never speak to someone in that way, even you dearest cocodrie.