Ive reached out to Elliot Page...

I plan to slide into his DMs, reach out and try to be friends.

Anyone have any suggestions on how to approach this?

I think affirmation that he did a great job pretending to be women will make you a friend.

Please share pics of you sliding into his DM’s?

Please NO,somethings need to remain unseen!

She might reach out to you. She seems to have the confuse.

Offer to make an organ donation. Should get you a quick response.

I will. Once I get the fool proof plan to make sure Elliot sees "me" and how much I respect him for being so brave.

You seem to be a bit infatuated.

A bromance that really isn't....

A bit?

You're going to "reach out" and then "slide" ?

Sounds like you've already thought on this some and don't need our help.

I am still working over my options here!

Only get one chance to make that first impression.

Where is that letter that a kid sent Derek's girl? He was spitting solid game. All I recall is "I known you a long time. And I like you very much. You make me happy"

"His" "wife" "was" a lesbian, but now that "she" is a "he" - is the original wife, now "straight"?

That’s certainly something to think about.

Either way Dan, this is a great idea. This will probably fail. But, if it doesn’t, it has the potential to be a story to tell my grandkids, as they’re learning about lesbians and gender stuff.

Things like this keep me up at night. Now- what happens is Elliot gets bottom surgery- then the "old" wife who used to be a lesbian, now is married to former woman, turned man, with a knight stick between her legs - because lets be real- if youre going to get your original genitals removed and replaced with a schlong- no one is going for the "A cup" ----- and now the original wife divorces elliot because she isn't down with a 14 inch manacotti----- is she a transphobic? I'd think if your spouse decides to chop off their genitals - the spose is entitled to have an opinion on said act....but I also 100% agree if your spouse doens't approve of you surgically removing your genitals- you cancel your spouse....

I feel like John Bobbit got into the adult film industry over a very similar incident. I feel like since JUNO we hadn't heard from him- maybe PornHub is next.....John Bobbit And Eliot could probbaly do something clever and rack up a few million views....

Dan- just go copy and paste some of that stuff you sent to the chicks at the dr Quinn website. That should work.

I can’t argue with any of this. Well said.

This keeps you awake?

Ok y'all...I've initiated first contact.

I decided to wait until the morning because if Elliot's anything like most of us he probably looks through his social media when he wakes up and has his coffee or tea.

This way I'll be right at the top of those DMs!

I will keep everybody posted if we should receive a reply or response from our favorite non-binary celebrity.

"fisherman" ? not a good choice of words. i real non-binary would use a different word. you blew it

Perfect, Elliot has a higher chance of replying by correcting you on the fisher person.
You complete him.

They/Them only had one chance and it was blown!

Come on Dan, be informed not influenced

Should have gone with the ungendered ‘angler’ there for sure. Elliot’s going to respond and shame you, Dan.

Gotta agree on this one.
Non binary = angler
Male = fisherman

So is Dan 90210 a her or she?

I can identify however I prefer. Fishermen, fisherperson, fisherwomen etc. You see that is the crux of the matter here, I can be what I want just as Elliot can.

I need yall to pay closer attention to the lessons I am dropping here.

**Update, Elliot has not read my message yet. But then again, its only 715am in California, I am sure he sleeps in.

That is still one of the best things ever posted here... and then Doc copied it word for word and gave it to his wife and she was like "oh thanks, thats nice" and did not question it anymore than that. Just rolled with it ha ha.

You are right. Elliot doesn't know where you started - M/F. you could have been a fisherwoman first and now decided to be a fisherman. this is what gets me confused. good luck

You are totally right!!! I assumed Elliot would know by my user name, but why in the hell should he assume anything?

I made gender assumptions in my head about what our communications might look like, I assumed Elliot would understand my gender identity. Shame on me.

See, the professor becomes the student.

PS he still has not read my message. Again...he lives in Cali and I suppose movie stars sleep late.

Regardless Dan, I’m afraid you’re going to get your heart broke by Elliot.
I guess it’s possible you could convince shim to leave the girlfriend, but seriously...

Its cool. I just want to be bruhs with Elliot. We are going to go fishing, watch the baseball games, maybe some bowling, go to the gentlemen's club and pound some beers, maybe a ride on the one-cycle? Who knows?

Yeah, I can see that happening.

Scooter, i thought by dating a girl it would help you find your place in life.Beyond the man purses,and setting down using the stalls in the mens room.But i guess you still have the confuse.Still praying for you.I blame it on your California roots and upbringing.

Lannie Lannie Lannie...

First off, I am married, not dating. I no longer have a murse, but I would. I do NOT sit down in the mens room, heck I wont even do #2 in public unless its a 911 emergency. I was rasied more in Nevada really than Cali but yes, Cali too.

NOW, lets talk about who has a girls name, Elliot or Lannie?

My bad...but if you are married,why are you trying to date this Elliot person.I guess i have the confuse.

Elliot is a man. I dont want to date him! Outrageous sir. How dare you. Why I NEVER!

I just wanted to give him props for his bravery, if he wanted to hang sometime, that'd be cool. But really he just inspires me, are you not inspired Lannie?

So Dan, are you or the sheman going to take the others last name when you become a couple?

Nathaniel Page? Does have a ring to it.

MF has more than one meaning.

Nathelliot?

Hmmm kind of sounds like a founding father type of name.

Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, Thomas Payne, Nathaniel Page, Alexander Hamilton. See, it fits right in.

I think Dan and Dan's wife are actually trying to become a throuple with Elliot...

Good thing they aren’t in Belgium.

That is a solid effort!

Old school and not any of that electronic mess.

non essential sexual activities....
huh...

My wife considers all sexual activities non-essential.

Should have been dangler and non dangler so I would know what I'm dealing with.

You might could squeeze in with Dan & Elliot.

All of this makes my head hurt.

I’m not gay, but $20 is $20

Nut cases. Everyone wants nuts because nuts are what gets it done at the beginning, middle, and end of the day. It takes nuts. This thread isn't nut-worthy.

Dude perfect

Wth is going on here?

Don't be obtuse Dawg.

I'm trying to make OT history by becoming the first OT'er to have a bromance with a celebrity non-binary.

Isn't it totally obvious?

he needs some facial hair to man up a bit. maybe mention how you have learned how to grow a beard and a thicker neck. that might get his attention. you got this

She make a weird looking guy. Should stick with being a girl.

what does page and a mechanic have in common?


they both use snap on tools

Well readers, after more investigation looks like we have to lower our sights on getting a reply, or me being bruhs with Elliot.

I see he has comments from Will Smith, Justin Timberlake, Ellen, Elton John, Sir Patrick Stewart, and many many other A list celebs that he has not replied to.

For me, I will be happy knowing that I sent him peace and love and let him know how brave he is.

Should I get a reply, I will update!

She was hot back in the day but I'm afraid she fell victim to the "good" west life

Good. Then I self-identify as a Dark Lord of the Sith.

Henceforth, you all shall address me as "Darth Dominium". For informal occasions, you may simply say "my Lord".

Yes Darth Lord!

See, thats just how that works!

That's Flyfisherman with mini moobs. Throw on some camo and a dead baby bear and its spot on.

You'll bounce back dan. There's more fish in the sea.

Fify

A list celebs are entertainers. Enjoy your entertainment. To each his/her own, just don't throw your agenda on me, and certainly don't make me pay for it where I differ from your beliefs.

God created Adam and Eve - not Adam and Steve, nor Eve and Evelyn. It was for Adam and Eve, male and female, to go forth and multiply naturally. That was His intent. If you don't believe in the Bible, than anything is permissible. Enjoy.

And no matter how anyone spins it, it takes NUTS.

Did I throw my agenda on you? I just wanted to support Elliot and maybe have a bromance... I like to make new friends.

We could be bros! I set out to be bros with Elliot but maybe being bros with you was the lords plan!

Ok. I'm a retired Marine. Retired in 2005. Married, heterosexual male. It was "Don't ask, don't tell" back then for those who chose the same gender to do whatever. I've served with hetero's, gays, questioning, non-binary etc etc, WTF ever. The DOD's (that Department of Defense for those not knowing) policies have changed since then, multiple times, and the policies were legislated by the political powers at that time. I personally don't care what others do, as long as I don't have to pay for it. In recent years the DOD has considered funding hormone replacement therapy etc for those who suffer from the newly titled "Gender Dysphoria Syndrome" calling it a "medical condition". It's not a medical condition according to me (though I'm not a PHD in that field). I believe it's a psychological condition and more importantly a logical one where those who "suffer" from this condition do not accept what's between their legs from birth. Fine. Just don't make me pay for it with my tax payer dollars. That's all I ask.