Clue

Wanna guess how this happened? I was almost done with yard work... weed eater, watering, sweeping.

Ninjas ?

The strawberry jelly in the PBJ melted?

You found Mudsharks knife?

A Karen got even with you for taking her parking spot.

Clue... it came from my head.

spilled shirley temple?

poor old snake and a shotgun

I’m staying with my original guess
Or
You got an official Red Ryder carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time

had to be sweeping

Cynthia from the HOA cut down one of your potted plants for not being regulation and it landed on your head?

Winner! I did have broom in hand as I was sweeping porch... was in big hurry to finish up and banged my head into metal.

Famous words from my boss “ shoulda been wearing your hard hat “

Banged my head into the base of hummingbird feeder and it dumped on me.

ouch

She said shut up and you thought she said stand up.

Did you fill the hummingbird feeder with blood??? Oh, now that's kinky.

Did the raccoon see it happen?

No, that was old picture of hummingbird feeder... I hit it about 3 times a year. Been thinking about moving it but I like the birds close to my chair so I can watch them up close.

You're not supposed to use red coloring.