Tele.......CAST......er

Posted By: UGLYSHCTICK

Tele.......CAST......er - 04/28/20 09:10 PM

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"

Posted By: Curt0407

Re: Tele.......CAST......er - 04/28/20 09:14 PM

Posted By: UGLYSHCTICK

Re: Tele.......CAST......er - 04/28/20 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by Curt0407

happy alive for another year day.

Posted By: TexDawg

Re: Tele.......CAST......er - 04/28/20 09:23 PM

Wow, yeah, ok

Posted By: beartrap

Re: Tele.......CAST......er - 04/28/20 09:55 PM

0-1.....

Posted By: Chug-bug-bang1

Re: Tele.......CAST......er - 04/28/20 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by UGLYSHCTICK

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"

that’s even better than C A S T’s material

Posted By: Icepick

Re: Tele.......CAST......er - 04/28/20 10:21 PM

I love playing my telecaster more than any of my other guitars.
If my wife is going to beat me to death with one of my guitars it might as well be the one I enjoy playing the most.
Poetic justice?

Posted By: JCG57

Re: Tele.......CAST......er - 04/28/20 10:36 PM

Dam fine joke.

Posted By: ReelBusy

Re: Tele.......CAST......er - 04/28/20 10:43 PM

Definition of perfect pitch is when you throw a banjo in the dumpster and hit an accordion

Posted By: Duck_Hunter

Re: Tele.......CAST......er - 04/29/20 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by Icepick