Comatose since 1-1-20

Summarize what has happened since then.


Go.

Not much.

Not much. I boiled shrimp for tonight. That’s about it.

Oh yeah, Kilgore was declared the gayest town in Texas for the third straight year.

A handful of geezers died from some weird flu.

Cowboys won the Super Bowl.

A new Golden Chick opened in GBC.

Someone caught a 16lber on Fork.

I ain't goin to band camp for you.

nuff said

Someone got Rick Rolled

Shirley Muldowney beat Bob Glidden by 2secs in the drag bike NHRA 2020 Nationals

and they are mad too.


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aggy claimed another imaginary national title.
Even more embarrassing, the title on the trophy, which was supposed to read foosball, was misspelled, leading LSU fans to organize a riot on zoom.

Dak got signed.

Turns out the Astros won fair and square.

Kobe Bryant died in a plane crash and some dude in China ate a raw bat. Now we’re all going to die.

We learned that big cat people are a bunch of weirdos.

and it's 1 2 3 what are we fightin for?

name that tune!

4 5 6 .. who gives a s....

The goverments giving us poor folks a bunch of money.

Pc

Country Joe and The Fish.

That's the name of the band.

The song is "I Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag".

We missed you. Oh wait,yesterday was April fools day. So never mind.

Everybody just called it the Vietnam Song. Heard it many a time back in the day.

All this and Epstein still didn't kill himself.

Basscat won the Ratz Memorial Tournament on Texoma, but since he didn't pay his entry fee he didn't get a ribbon.

Pay cut 30%,all contractors gone, stock in the tank, bought more like I was smart, two college kids live here, 7th grader too, ammo stocked, TP supply sufficient, liquor supply low, working from home, I’m good

There’s an anole hiding in a bush.

I’m not gay anymore! I read a book called “How Not to be Gay” and it worked!

I think that it is called " Don't go in the Exit "

It’s been far more than 4 hours, and JPurdue has still not seen a doctor about it. He’s seen a doc about every other phantom malady he can dream up, but not about the Wurection.

April fools!

I saved 15% on my car insurance

Tom Brady will be pitching for the Rangers!

No, no April’s fools, it’s for real! It even had me play this audio tape each night while I slept that kept repeating...”Penis bad....boobies good”. After a month of that now I’m understanding the appeal of hump day Wednesdays!