What would you do?

If Your girlfriend fakes a pregnancy ?

Drop her like a hot potato.

Laugh because I'm 60 and she's 50.

If you're looking for a serious answer, I've got one of those too.

As long as your wife doesn’t find out, it’s all good...

As long as her daddy has a big ranch and lots of money, I'll play along with it.

Trust is the foundation of love. Without trust, no binding relationship would be healthy.

Well, spill it Nick, what did you do?

Need to know details, was it a joke...was it to get something. Without some details it is hard to say.

Ghost her!

So you are saying your EX-Girlfriend fakes a pregnancy? Run far and fast.

Does your wife know?

Condoms are to cheap to worry about this carp.

Maybe the problem was a cheap condom. You ever think about that?

SSS?

I'd watch Nik Wallenda walk across an active volcano.
Oh wait, I'm already doing that.
Never mind.

Get down on one knee with a beautiful diamond ring and say, “I hope to find someone to give this someday.”

Yep!

I’d be happy and get the hell out of there.

Kick her down the the stairs just to be safe.

The 1st would be the last.

There's a lot of "what ifs" in the OP's post.

Just keep trying. She'll get it right eventually.

Pass it to the homies, now you hit it

tell her bye

Did you ask her why?

If that's not a red flag I don't know what is

This happened to my best bud once way back when Nirvana was topping the charts. We were all of say 15 years of age.

He wanted to kill her. He got a gun off the streets of LA and everything.

I talked him out of that.

Still seems my best advice is, don't kill her.

This has nothing to do with me. My buddy is dealing with this and called me yesterday . I told him to run far and run fast. The whole lie is huge , complete with a 12 month pregnancy , made up stillborn , excuses why not to go to the hospital with her . Also she hasn’t introduced him to her family And lots of other major red flags . It’s crazy , she’s crazy , and she’s making him crazy . The chick is between30-40 .

Geez. If he doesn’t dump her, you need to dump him. The collateral damage from that level of crazy will be massive.

This is where I'm at with this story.
I hate to say you should dump a friend but you can't help him.
I'm certain he can definitely hurt you if he involves you.
Good luck.

This for sure!

Johnson County should have its own forum

Restraining order.

Then take her back to the top and ask her if she is going to tell your wife. Whatever the answer, do it again just to send a message.

You have to have sex to get someone pregnant.

You are a lucky man.

If he has given her any money for expenses, medical bills, etc. it's time to get an Attorney involved. There could be civil and/or criminal issues at play.
Demand to see medical reports. Get a paternity test.


If it was me, and if I was still single, I'd say 'I hope you and the father have a happy life together, because I had a vasectomy in June of 2008'.

if he even thinks of talking to her again I also say get rid of him, good chance she could show up unexpected at your house if she is stalking him, then the fun begins.

she may be guilty of attempted extortion if she has demanded any kind of payment for support, if he gave her any under false pretenses then it should be pretty easy to have her arrested I would think.

either way, time to cut and run, run far far away as he can.

I can tell ya from experience (different scenario but just as crazy or more) that she will cause problems to no end and he will regret it for a very long time if he lets her stay in his life.

Crazy doesn't fix itself. It will get worse.

Red flags should have been flying when she carried a child for 12 months. Your buddy is a [censored].

this might be a good time to remind everyone...

I'm married to a redhead. She has seen this many times, and she agrees.

There are no ties between the two. Kids, money, house there just dating . He’s like she’s pretty . I’m like yah pretty freakin crazy run dude . Aghhhhh and he’s a good buddy was actually family at one point so not cutting him loose . Just drives me nuts . RUUUUUUN !

I don't carry condoms, I carry wetnaps. I run into hot-wings more than I run into wimmin who want to boink.

yep , that level of crazy has got to go

This

I resemble that remark...……………..

Boys....I say again...”IF IT FLOATS, FLYS OR F—KS, ITS MUCH CHEAPER TO RENT THAN BUY”

Y’all write that down

This!!! Trouble with a capital T!!! praying your friend makes right choice!!

Just count the red flags. Is your buddy a visual learner or just slow on the uptake? Her lady parts must have teeth for him not to have left a long time ago.

RED FLAG COUNTER = 11 MINIMUM in just what you shared here with full recognition there are more....this should be clear cut.

I like how you broke that down lol .
He’s by no means stupid he’s pretty high up in his field . She’s cute . I think he just don’t like being lonely. But still cmon run run run. Now we’re making invisible baby jokes that are probably going to get us put at the front of the line to go to hell ....

I can't believe no one has asked for pics before stating their opinion.

Run. Once that kind of crazy gets its hooks into you, getting loose isn't an option.

My wife would be really really pissed

I have seen a lot of comments and advice but it is all misinformation without one critical piece of information. How big are her breasts?

If someone posts pics, it is to keep the rest of the TFF safe.
I would rather have the Corona virus than that girl friend.

And underline it twice!!!!!!!

I told my brother in law that same saying while we were in his plane once. He wasn’t all that amused.

Pretty much my marital advice.