Silly Games

I play silly games with myself, how about you?
If so, what are they?
I try to squeeze the last bit out of the tooth paste tube.
I try to beat the GPS on arrival time.
Trying to pick something up without bending over.

Are there prizes .?
Mo

I always try to get the last word. My wife hates that game!

I'm always late.

I try to trick myself into being on time.
I'm hard to trick.

I try to care, but I just don't

If a measure of time is infinitely divisible, there are an infinite number of increasingly smaller portions of that measure of time, say 1 second. Yet that second still passes. Something that should be infinite is still somehow finite.

On occasion I will try to stretch a second into infinity, but it is hard work - it is apparently a monumental task, and you have less than a second to do it. Until this point, I have been ultimately unsuccessful, but it doesn't stop me from trying.

The microwave is a bomb that i defuse just in time every time.

you cant beat the gps time,..the faster you go the less time it takes,..

You could always pitch the GPS out the window when you are a few miles away from your destination. You'll beat it every time.

I know everyone tries to get a perfect cutoff at the gas pump. Who is not doing that??

Commenting for many in the general public whom go to great lengths to disguise picking their nose at stop lights.

I choose to not divulge anything that I might or might not play with myself...

I try to see how long I can hold out in the fall before I turn on the heat and in the spring before I turn on the AC. But I don't know that that's so much of a game as it is masochistic.

It HAS to be a multiple of 5, and I had to teach this to my wife because stopping at $21.37 is not at all acceptable.

That's me too. I can't stop laughing!

Every time. I won yesterday at 21 bucks even.

That's criminal. Glad you were able to show her the light. I go another step and record mileage in a log book in every vehicle and write said milege on the receipt - total mileage and since last fill up. Then zero the tripometer.

Me too, haven’t turned mine on yet this year

Trash can jenga is big at our house.
I hate losing

One of my favorite sayings is - "Wise is the husband who has the last word and choses not to use it."

I always get the last word in my house,,,,,,,Yes Dear !!!!!!!

Fishing.

My wife’s pastor told me I could be either right or happy.

Everytime I try to play games with myself, my shadow gets jealous and ends up arguing with me.