What do you smell like

right now. The bubble bath thread got me to thinking this. I smell like burnt trash, since I just burnt some boxes in the barrel.

Vanilla perfume at the moment.

and just when you thought it couldn't get any gheyer.

straight up desk fart

Bang Garlic

Maybe I should of asked what does the person next to you smells like, since this is so ghey.

i prefer chair biscuit.

Proper ^^^^

That was good and proper

OG

A perfect example of the friend theory.

Bio freeze, gold bond powder, dog spit

I use Bacon Scented Underarm Deodorant.......

Sirloin steak, sausage, and smoked squash, zucchini, and purple onions.
All leftover from yesterday's BBQ on my smoker.

evidently I smell like disappointment judging from the look on my boss' face.

Air Biscuit

Canned dog food and multipurpose cleaning vinegar with lavender.
I’ve found these two pair well together.

auqua gio and donuts

Keep'em coming

Too localized. Crop dusting is better.

Ben-Gay

sourdough

How long ?

I know a guy named Ben that is offended by this-

I like this-

Atleast your honest, you smell like an old guy... you wearing depends?

A Pot Luck

Not at the moment, but I do have some out in the pickup.

Sushi

Started off with chair biscuit and luckily I found some mint eucalyptus hand sanitizer. Now it smells like a stress relief chair biscuit.

Rem oil and beer

And I think there's some more in the bathroom also. Am I a hoarder?

rem = rim?

Dude seriously?

Oh my bad

depends...

Honey Badger

tea tree

Cool Water Cologne.

Fried catfish

Johnson’s baby powder and

This smells like Victory

I smell like sex without a shower.

Just as long as you.

My wife always says I smell like "more". So I try to make her happy.

not me personally , but hopefully later

MO

Crayfish etoufee' and a little garlic frenchbread to help out my alluring smell this evening.

Bacon!

Everybody loves Bacon!

I smell like gasoline, I just got finished rebuilding a Quadra Junker for the old K30.

Worst carb ever. Why bother?

Like el coyotes mom.

I’m not going to spring for a new carb on a farm truck that never hits the asphalt. They are not that bad properly setup, I can make them run well. I do agree, they are not the best though.

That’s for slappin H’s

Zachleys!

The OT has definitely lost its mojo.

II don't smell myself but the air around me occasionally smells like methane, rotten eggs, and a run over skunk. I usually crop dust with this concoction.

I'm glad most got a kick out of it, cause I did.

Burnt hair and cigarettes

I passed gas in the elevator at work one time. I ran and got some Pine Fresh spray and gave the elevator a hefty shoot. A little later I saw some guys get off the elevator and I heard one of them say it smelled like someone [censored] a Christmas tree in there.

Budweiser and Deviled Eggs

Burning wood, had a stick of wood fall out the fireplace.

Spit up breast milk with a light dose of baby slobber, curtesy of our 5 month old granddaughter. Time to put on the next clean tee shirt.

Raw venison

You get a big one?

My brother and I use to swear that your skin absorbs odors and then your farts have that odor. This was having gutting a limit of ducks.

Gretas underarm aerosol that is killing us all

I’ve been told I smell like strawberries taste.

androstenones and androsterones

goat with halitosis...

At this moment :
Speckled Trout slime w/Herbal essence

Irish Spring.

You can't lob the grenade without pics.

i bet they are hairy

Springtime daisies any time and all times any where and all wheres.

Jelly donut