Welcome Jessa!

See you been hanging around here, welcome to the OT. So let's get this started....

Beans in Chili or no?

Are catfish nasty slimy fish? OR are they good clean fun?

National League or American?

Miller or Bud?

Kayak or Bass Boat OR jon boat OR bank or float tube?

Walk-Mart...good or the devil

most importantly

are you a Jessie ?



or an Uncle Jessie ?

Do you have a strange fascination with Vienna Snausages?

Do you REALLY want to be here?

How old where you the first time you made whoopie? Where were you? Did anyone cry?

That is.....


#SOUNCALLEDFOR!

1. Definitely beans in chili
2. Catfish, don't really eat them, somewhat slimy, prefer trout or tilapia
3. Don't watch baseball (sorryl
4. Don't drink beer anymore, in college liked Miller Lite. Prefer wine now, but not a big drinker
5. I have a Tracker bass boat, never tried a kayak
6. Love Wal-Mart, shop there a few times a month
7. I'm closer to a Jessie than an Uncle Jessie, but I have reddish hair
8. Vienna snausages, never tried them. Prefer a good ole American hotdog
9. Happy to be here, looking forward to your experts tips, advice and recommendations on all topics
10.....you guys don't hold back....17, first real love, nothing exciting about the first time

I’m liking you so far!

You are gonna be a welcome breath of fresh air in here-

My response for #10 and what I imagine you look like Jessa

Lol , isn't it always like that the first time!

My first time was great for me, not sure about anyone else that was there though-

Rule #1: Beware of all advice, tips and/or recommendations made on the OT.

Hi Jess, you sound like an ever so much fun person

I’m an awesome person myself, very different from most on here

I’m fun, intelligent, make people laugh, witty, really one of a kind

I’m often sarcastic but it’s the fun kind, so give it back!

I like to keep myself active outside of work, so I go rock climbing two nights a week and do yoga on weekends. I played intramural Ultimate Frisbee in college so you know I’m athletic

First new OT lady in a while and you knuckleheads will run her off before close of business.

Welcome Jessa.

Beans in Chili?
Doesn't like Baseball??

She just ran herself off.

But on a positive note, I am married to a redhead.

I'm not easily offended. I don't like how everyone is always offended nowadays and crying "racists". When I was a kid, when you sit on the floor, it was called sitting" Indian style", now my nephew says it's called "criss, cross apple sauce", what the heck....are we offending the Indians? Isn't that the way they sat?

Have you ever finished a tube of chap stick prior to losing it or running it through the wash?

i didn't have to worry about that, there wasn't anyone else around.

I saw this same post on DFW craiglist.

There's never a dull moment around here, is there?!

I'm thinking about getting the latest David Whatley Christmas sweater, what do you think?

Only if you are entering an ugly christmas sweater contest! Definitely a winner

Question for you guys, whose secretly going to see Disney's Frozen 2 at the movies? C'mon be honest

Welcome to the zoo!

I can tell you openly that this guy will NOT be viewing such movie

What exactly were you searching for, Trick?

Probably Dan75309.

What time should I pick you up?

Welcome. When my daughters were little, we saw the first Frozen movie together.
These days, they are more into horror movies like IT, Halloween, and The Nun.
If one of them asks to go see Frozen 2, I'll go.

I don't believe you are real.

She's 17, dude.....

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Just picture Dan with shoulder length hair.

I think she was 17 when she had her first whoopie session.

I think I'll wait for it to come out on Disney+

Who's to say that she didn't just have it?

I'm kinda liking the way you are thinking so far.

This thread is uncomfortable to read.

I'm half Cherokee and the only thing offensive about it is when I sit that way naked.

Agree... Possible Russian Bot.

Do you believe the cowboys are the greatest team ever to play football?

You guys are certainly entertaining! I don't wish to be 17 again. I'll be 29 in a few months. Russian bot....I think I might have had an ancestor from Russia?? Does that count? rj74955...I liked your last post

Howdy and welcome. Hope you've got scuba gear because the BS is deep.

What about 19... George Burns had a semi Country hit 'I Wish I Was 19 Again'.

Welcome Jessa

If my grand daughter asked me, I would fly to Texas and take her. Welcome. Don't worry, your newness will wear off and everyone will go back to picking on Derek again.

since this is the Texas Fishing Forum, what's your PB for fresh and salt water

I'm originally from the midwest so I don't have much experience with salt water, most of my fishing has always been freshwater. Who fishes in a tiny bikini?! Get the sunscreen!

What is your go to hobby/interest?

I do. Lots of movement you know?

^^^^^

is the reason we need to get rid of this emoji...

that mental image offends me, greatly, offends me!

Hobbies.....besides fishing, I like to hike, swim, couponing (girl loves a good deal) and a little bit of cooking.

Is it too early for you to commit one way or the other to the OT Christmas Party??

https://texasfishingforum.com/forum...ot-christmas-party-dec-14th#Post13342478

Do I need to do a separate Hump Day post just for you? Or are you good with the one I posted?

been hangin on dereks dating site again I see. why you both have the same profile is none of my business.

Taking my grandaughter.

Lol.....No separate Hump Day post needed, but I appreciate you asking. But, in the future, if you want to add a guy or two into your next Hump Day post for me, feel free to......a good looking guy!

I watched The Notebook last night and I cried.

dang, now it will be a week or more before she logs back in.

Jessa

Where do you stand on cowboys football?

There is no lack of creativity on this forum! And Cowboys football....well, I'm in Texas now, gotta cheer on the home team.

What’s your biggest catch?

First, welcome Jessa we are happy to have you here

with regard to the Frozen 2 question, I will be happy to take my granddaughters if they would like to go.....they make me laugh

But do you refrigerate your ketchup?

Largest catch.....7 lb large mouth bass
Ketchup....I always refrigerate, but I don't like it cold on my burger, so go figure....

I can help you beat that 7lber

Have you ever had to replace a broken off PVC toilet flange?

It certainly isn’t the loafers

Howdy from Chocolate Bayou

You will have to excuse most of the OT.

They are shut ins and don't get out much.

Very good question. Also, I nominate Scags for the 2019 OT Satire award.

Jessa we need to know a little more...
How crazy are your family members?
Create a (possibly true) story using these elements; a chicken, a pillowcase, a shotgun.

^^^^^

ROFLMAO!!!!

Do you keep a gun in the dryer?

My family is actually normal....nothing odd about them (except my mom believes in every conspiracy theory out there).

I don't have any stories about a pillowcase, chicken or shot gun......

I keep my hand gun under my bed....don't mess with the Jess

We all have our ideas of Jessa, but reality may be this.

Is that last picture a girl or guy?! Whose school picture is that?

It's Pat

Ah yes, the original non-binary gender neutral person before we even knew what they preferred to be called