Fun evening

I’m having a great evening. Every post will be a throne post. Having a colonoscopy in the morning. Boy these are fun times and I’m starving.

Hope everything comes out okay. Talking about the results, not your current situation.
Zinc Oxide is your friend, it is like a fire extinguisher for your backside.

Just for fun, don’t drink that clean out stuff and eat about a dozen tacos right before your procedure. The look on your doctors face would be priceless once he gets up in there.

Sorry, Coach.....nothing worse. Go getcha a Joe T’s when you’re finished. That stuff works about like zinc oxide.

I hate the prep .. I have to do it now and then

Need to invent a make prep that tastes like beer. Instant millionaire.

Did that a month ago. Not to bad.

My wife’s last one she was on a light diet for a few days and the morning of she went in early and had a new procedure. Think water hose. Then went to regular doc and scope.

No prep the night before.

Joke will be on you when he grabs the water hose.....

It’s no fun, this prep.

Okie Poke, zinc oxide is like diaper rash cream but on steroids. It is used to cool the burn near the exit point.

don't play jokes on someone that will be shoving things up your ars....

You good too go now Coach?

Everything come out ok?

How long do they think the reattachment surgery will take place?

When I had one done a few months ago, they found half my head up there and went ahead and reattached it while I was still under anesthesia.

Hit your high school weight yet?

Oh, ok... Joe T's still works like that nasty drink.

Clean as a whistle, literally. They gave me pics, don’t have to have another one for 10 years.

Came out often and explosive