Who would you?

Eat. Like barbecue or smoked. That's right, a perfessor researcher in Sweeden is suggesting that climate change will cause us to have to eat other humans in the future.

So who would you cook up and eat first? How would you cook them?
https://www.theepochtimes.com/swedi..._ctt5qe-o5F1i573oJmwgPgGjGpIO_nYuQh5hTCA

Well, obviously, you cook the fat people first.
Living in the south we should never get around to the skinny folks.

I’ll sit on you toothpick!

Don't eat clowns, they taste funny.

Yes, the fatty ones will taste better no doubt.

Make them look edible by making green square crackers out of them

Reminds me of this old movie Motel Hell where they were using people to create their specialty "meat" sandwiches.

Yep. Soylent Green!

I bet 1shot is the wagyu of people. He has to be well marbled, and he practically bathes in beer daily.

This thread sux!

I see another moonshine thread coming on.

Heck, if you smoke them low and slow long enough just about anyone should work.

The secrets in the sauce.

I'd skin him first and fry up some chicharrones.

Good ol Pork Chop

if I was ever that hungry that I had to think of which one of y'all I would eat, sorry, you're sushi!

Fo shizzle!

Did you have to bring up smoking?

does eating yourself count

J-Lo would be my first choice.

Only if you were a hot dog to begin with

There's at least a few in here would have you trippin.

Just think....Jeffrey Dahlmer was good for the environment.

Another most excellent idea coming from a socialist country.

Say hamburger! Say hamburger!

Apparently Mr Todd had it right all along.

I wouldn’t be at all shocked if Vienna sausages were already experimenting

Debarked wood?

Flo is my choice

Flo Mignon?