Captain Zach?

I've been considering hiring you for for a guide trip. Can I possibly get a guarantee that this won't happen?
https://www.foxnews.com/great-outdo...g-holding-passengers-hostage-fishing.amp

Rum, cocaine, and a 9mm. That dude knows how to party.

$2000/day hope he got his moneys worth

It's not my fault they don't like having a great time

they paid for the "full immersion" trip.

I wonder if they tipped him?

I can pretty much promise you it will be exactly like this ^^^^^

Jeez-O-Pizza!

Did they catch anything?

Pot licker

Wait, which Zac do you mean? I'd just throw you overboard if you were taking my beer.

If it's going to happen, it will happen out there.

Capt. Ron.

Sounds about like some of my bass fishing trips

Just bring your own beer, cocaine and gun and it should really be a party.

Headed out next weekend with Captain Zachs Charters, hope we have as much fun.

Wanna go fishing?

Pipe is too much work, probably cigars will be smoked.