Getting Old

I know I am getting old...

My wild oats now are enjoyed with prunes and all bran.

I notice when I have to trim my eye brows more often than getting a normal hair cut. Also what is with these random scraggly hairs that grow from my ears!

More and more stuff getting stuck between my teeth.
At least I still have em all, except one

I need 10000 watts of light to read.

Readers in every room in the house......but consider the alternative. We doing alright!

If I was a football player, I would be on the "physically unable to perform" list.

I can't see far away and i cannot see close up..............

Don’t worry too much about those random scraggly ones Urban.
It’s that werewolf ear thing that’s started to bug me. My 5 blade Gillette that I get about a year of use out of keeps that coat of fur sheared off both ears.

TR176 I feel your frustration brother. I thought it was just me that needed landing lights to see stuff in the house. Readers don’t help me in that department. I can see ok outside at high noon if zero cloud cover. So I got that going for me.

Yep, that's me. Tied on a new lure and cut the wrong tag. Oh well, it's always good to re-tie.

You and me both brother

Volume on TV is maxed out and I still can’t understand what is said , CC is a game changer .

Almost y’all bedtime don’t forget to take your pills!

How old are you guys

I’ve got 14 more minutes from now.

31 can't see without light tho,just started few years ago

SH--!!!!!!

You guys are a real mess

Not you PH, I'm with you on that

I'm getting there, eyebrows growing better than the hair on my head. Going to bed earlier because now I can wake up at 5:30 without an alarm clock. Blurry eyesight when trying to read and pill bottles on the counter. It sure is fun though.

I'm breathing. every minute I beat the clock.

Sure takes me a hell of a lot longer to get up! Takes it longer to get up too.

I ain't old and I ALREADY have this going on!!

And just another reason why I’m a super-fan of BB!! We should all have a perspective of gratitude like that.

Nothing better than doing it not only once a night, but 6 times!! Potty, that is....N/R, but sometimes 2.

I forgot what I was gonna say.

I just wish the bushy eyebrows was my most pressing problem with age.
I'd trade off this pain any time.

Sore muscles last a lot longer than they used to.

Ouch! I feel sorry for your wife.

I don't even look at "Hump" day anymore. Why look at something you can't have and can't use anymore?

As long as I'm alive, there is always a theoretical "chance".

Mr. Happy used to watch me shave each morning...now he just watches me tie my shoes.

Cracking me up

I use to................


Sorry guys, I fell asleep. Hold on now I have to go ......

Sorry, fell asleep again.

I sell pills for that,

MO

Uglyschtick you must be forgetting the rest of your clothes for that to happen.

Believe me Bob,,,, " This Too Shall PASS"

Retired in July, get up at 4:45am like I used to do. Got a gym membership and trying to keep myself on some type of schedule. Hopefully I can keep this up for a while.

I have moved from buying one bottle of Geritol to now a case

I went looking for my readers yesterday.. they weren't next to my laptop where I remember using them last, went outside to back porch and looked around chair I had just sat in to have a smoke.. nope, felt on top of my head where they are often hiding.. nope, went back to laptop and looked around again.. nope. Finally found them.. I was wearing them.

My 6 year old grandson and I standing on the edge of creek fixing to take a leak. Steep bank with water 6 ft down and about 6 ft away.

Him: look papa, I can hit the water from here!! Can you?
Me: no. I’m tryin not to dribble on my boots.

I have spent 20 minutes look for a tools I had just used 10 minutes ago. Would find them hiding in my back pocket. Sad thing was I was in my 20s. Now days I can't remember I have tools or a back pocket.

That's a completely different story!

I have done the exact same thing before.

I buy readers a Walmart by the gross.

Yep, It's called winning the lotto or in my case probably need to win the mega-millions!

When ever someone ask me how I am doing I say real good , I woke up again this morning !

one word - SHINGLES!!

Anybody else had this? I had heard of it, but didn't know what it was until it knocked me to my knees. According to my internet searches, 1/3 over the age of 50 will get it (assuming you had chickenpox as a kid). I'm almost 3 weeks into it, and the pain is still intense. Doc gave me an anti-viral, but it hasn't helped much. No fishing or golf for me until this goes away. Feels like one of the Cowboy's linebackers planted their helmet into my left side ribs.

FYI, there is a vaccine that you can get; talk to your doctor. YOU DON'T WANT THIS!

Yep, my sister had it. Wife and I have had first of two shingles vaccine shots. Second one is back ordered, but due soon. It’s not cheap though. About $150 per shot and you need two shots over a few months time.

What scares me is waking up and discovering that my high school class is running the country.

It wasn’t that many years ago I wondered why anyone would buy those multipacks of readers at Sam’s or Costco....

Now I understand.

I've done that a few times.

I did it about 5 minutes ago.

I'm just 20...with 40 years experience.
Nose hair, ear hair, eyebrows go all Andy Rooney and have a monkey butt on my head...S-E-X-Y !!!!

went through this last winter, it is a ruff one for sure

I did it and didn't realize it until I threw the spinner bait I'd just tied on, over the side of the boat.

Ain't getting old. I was old 10 years ago.