***Your Final Meal***

So you got caught for doing that sip steal deal at 7-11 and now you are going to the chair.

Its your final meal.

Whatever you want.

What are you having?

blackened blue whale, cooked whole

Five minutes alone with that 7-11 guy.

Ribeye steak and bacon wrapped Jalapeno Poppers

Bacon cheeseburger with jalapenos with fresh cut fries.

In n out, so I can taste hell just before I go there

Pizza hut 2 topping pizza

MAGA

Ding Dongs.

Hard to argue with this

If it was you, I would spring for a meat lovers if thats what you really wanted.

Two McRibs with large fries and coke.

I think mine would be a big bowl of spicy hot noodles served from some cart in Hanoi.

That might be a good way to go out.

I think I'll pass. I'm on a diet.

A pot of pintos beans (not soaked over night), cooked on low in a slow cooker.

407 BBQ of course

Ice cream. Lots of it!

in-n-out animal style everything.

Veal prepared by Rick Sherman.

Fish & Chips with a couple of pints of Guinness on tap.

Big ol pot of green Chile stew, some pinto beans, a spinach salad, and a 44 oz glass of prune juice. They gonna kill me, they gonna remember me...

Chicken fried ribeye with cream gravy and fried jumbo gulf shrimp.

Nailed it

Big mixed pile of boiled crawfish, shrimp, crab, good smoked sausage, corn and taters. Couple of boudin balls on the side. Finish off with a slice of buttermilk or pecan pie.

Ribeye (rare), lobster tail, shrimp, asparagus, twice baked potato, and cheesecake.

Carrier pigeon, let me out till it is ready



Mo

I would drink an entire bottle of Malox. Let someone deal with the mess...

Man, I was going to type steak and jalapeno poppers too. I'll go with some crazy seafood buffet of lobster, halibut cheeks, scallops, crab and a bunch of pasta.

I would tell them the warden's liver.

If not that then a 24 hour buffet were I will eat each bite very, very slowly.

Deviled eggs and pinto beans so I can make their eyes burn.

Just a bag of Hot Pork Skins and a 30 pack of Bud Lite

Nah it would really be a good steak meal. Or a quesadilla and taco from Bueno

A bottle of Margaux Bordeaux wine, fried soft shell crabs, cole slaw, French fries, chocolate cream pie

I'd like a Giant Panda ribeye steak, some turtle soup made from real green sea turtles, and maybe a frozen chimpanzee brain for dessert like in Temple of Doom.

A bushel or two of boiled snow crab legs and claws,lots of melted butter. A bottomless pitcher of ice cold beer.

I�d eat as much Wolf Brand chili as I could possibly hold, them, I�d eat another can. I make dang sure the people who put me to sleep were kept awake at night by the mess I�d make upon my death.

Fresh garden veggies and I mean from the garden, never seen a storeroom anywhere.
All the iced tea I can drink and a pan of cornbread.
Veggies being lack eyed peas,green beans,corn,okra,tomatoes,yellow squash

Medium sized smoothie

When you get the chair or the lethal injection, I�d want any potential GI issues to be minimized

Not me, I�m going to maximize mine. When I�m closing my eyes that one last time, I will have a smile on my face. When�s the last time you had a big bowl of Wolf Brand Chili will be whispered from my lips.

Leftovers...

Oh what the h***, Waffle House!!!!!! All Star Breakfast.

Maters,taters, and nanners.

Respect. Not gourmet. Not classy. Not exotic.

But a fabulous choice.

Been thinking about it all day and still can�t decide how incredibly expensive my last meal would be. But there would be waygu beef, incredible seafood and possibly some kinda sushi appetizer. Would cost at least 3-400 hundy minimum!

A taco with 12 10oz pony beers.

I'd like to have my last meal tomorrow.