TPWD Guy #1 - "We really need to control the vegetation on Coleto Creek Reservoir."
TPWD Guy #2 - "Gee, I don't know. It seems like every time we try to "control" vegetation, we eradicate everything and the lake suffers."
TPWD Guy #1 - "But we've learned so much!"
TPWD Guy #2 - "Well, we destroyed Lane Conroe and Lake Austin. They still haven't recovered."
TPWD Guy #1 - "Those weren't our fault! There were, uh, hmm, conditions beyond our control on those 2 lakes. Yea, that's the ticket."
TPWD Guy #2 - "Well, I guess we could try........
TPWD Guy #1 - "All right! What's the amount of coverage rate for this stuff again? I keep forgetting."
Maybe on more truck load of grass carp won't hurt......
TPWD Guy #2 - "Studies show that we should use 5 - 9 carp per acre to control the vegetation in Coleto Creek."
TPWD Guy #1 - "Alright, I'll make the phone calls to set up delivery of the carp!"
TPWD Guy #1 - "Hello fishery. This is the TPWD. I would like to make arrangements to put triploid grass carp in Coleto Creek reservoir."
Fisheries Guy - "Excellent, how many carp are you going to need?"
TPWD Guy #1 - "Yes sir, very important question. I have the formula, uh, right here. Now, where is that piece of paper? Oh yea, now I remember; we'll need 500 to 900 carp per acre. By my calculations, we should need anywhere between 1,550,000 to 2,796,000! Let's just go ahead and round it up to 3,000,000!"