Left handed Crank bait gag

Ok,

I am new to the Boat owner end of Bass fishing (been in the back of the boat most of the time) and all, but who sent the guy to Academy on 820 in NRH to get a Left hand Crank bait? I almost lost it when he asked me to help him find one, he was frantic.I did try and clarify that he ment "Crank Bait" and not a rod and he was insistant that it was a lure and not a rod. We used to send new guys in the Army to the maintenance shed to get “Turn Signal” bulbs for our launchers or T.R.E.E (TR double E) batteries .

Sorry but I was almost in tears before I walked out and I know I should have told him but its part of fishing life I guess. Hell, my buddy had me freaking out when we were getting boat checked (by a game warden) a long while ago about not having my Black Bass tag on my license.

Whoever you are, Well played and you made my month.

LMAO......that's a good one....

When I was in the Corps.....worked mainly at airbases. An old joke there was to send someone for 20 yards of flightline.....they tried pulling it on me til I showed up with a couple sections of the corrugated metal they used for temp situations.....:P

We sent guys for a bucket of steam and a sky hook.

In the Titan II missile business, we used to send newbies in to order new spark plugs for the diesel generator. Same thing.

muffler bearings
color coded safety wire
bolt shrink powder

What about the poor sobs chasing trucks around the motor pools with trash bags trying to get exhaust samples.

bucket of curveballs in HS baseball practice

I think they wiggle left to right instead of right to left

Restaurant business:
Send em to Walmart for a left handed spatula or send em "upstairs to get their uniform"....one story building.

Grocery store: tell the new kid it's Italian night so go shake up all the Italian salad dressing to make it look good.

I tell my guys to get me my left handed screwdriver and left handed wrench all the time. Lol.

And a 6x9 hole saw.

Chem-lite batteries
Or we would send them to someone specific that was say a staff sergeant and have them ask for a Prick-E6

Some crankbaits are a little left handed right out of the package, but a slight adjustment to the tie ring fixes that.

Lol that's some funny stuff

Metric crescent wrenches.

First day Ag class go get the board stretcher.

Don't forget to send them to Brigade supply for a 5 gallon bucket of rotor wash.

Sent a guy up in a tower crane with 5 gallons of diesel, told him it was out. They're electric, crane operator said what are you doing up here?

Told my apprentice just last week he put the fuse in upside down. He took it out and turned it end for end.

Ummmm. My SnapOn adjustable wrenches have SAE on one side and Metric on the other side. Haha.

When I was in high school band, we told a kid that it was his responsibility to have loaded the Fallopian tubing to the game to fill the water coolers. He looked everywhere. We finally told him to go ask the director where it was. Best thing was the director caught on to what we were doing and played right along. It was awesome.

You know, I really do have left and right handed crank baits.

I bet the guy killed whom ever sent him, once he figured it out.




I have a box with them marked, some times they just dont tune right, so i use them as rights or lefts , for flipping docks, ans such.

When I was a diesel mechanic we'd always ask the new guys to go get us some Jake brake fluid. Or ask them if he topped off the clutch fluid (on an obviously mechanical clutch). The funniest part was half the time they replied with "oh yeah, it's full."

Left handed pipe wrench... Headlight fluid to a woman one time lol

wait a minute, so Ive been useing the wrong hand lures this whole time? That probably explains why I havent been catching fish. And I thought it was just my skills.

Get 4 pigs and paint 1,2,3 and 5 on them, turn them loose in Wal Mart and watch security look for number 4!

I get on to the youngsters in the office that they "put the copy paper in upside down".

we would have them go get a crescent so we could change the spark plugs on the diesel rig............they would crawl around under that engine for 30 mins or more.

Pre-dug post holes, board stretchers, and Liquid nail hammers. All things we sent new guys to find in the hardware business.

Liquid nail hammer is good

K9pee

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