Forget guess the weight. Guess why I'm sitting here right now.

Enough said...

is that your sisters house????

treble hook?

You went to boys town?

bullet in the butt.

You forgot the advise, "don't drink the water"

Ebola

Injured ankle

The donkey used you for his show?

I just spit coke on the keyboard. Sorry Dan but that was funny

good one

You had the menudo....

penicillin shot?

If they ask if you have to urinate say yes, or else it's the giant cue tip

Kidney or sperm donation?

Getting a Viagra prescription

Filling up for the next run across the border...in all seriousness, hope all is ok

Flu

Bro, what did you do now?

Gar bite

Hmmmmmmmmm...........Zapata? My guess is gunshot!!

God Bless

Taught the Mexicans the cornhole game and they had their own version......

your sick

Fat Tim went ninja on your azz?

It lasted more than 4 hours !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Montezuma's revenge.

This gets my vote

Whatever it is Dan, it can't be good.... So whatz up ???

Your mangina is puffy?

What happens in Zapata......stays in Zapata!

lol hows that fly in the ear treating you

GOT ON THE WRONG SIDE OF A HOOK...

and Dan reciprocated

They have certified scales at the Health Department.

Some good guesses. I actually caught a Mexican mosquito inside of the ear driving down the lake. About 100x worse than getting one in the eye.

Mosquito was trying to cross the border.

Did you eat the breakfast tacos at the Valero?

Chorro?

So did his little blood sucking beak get stuck in your ear canal or something? Next time, man up & jab a mesquite stick (or thorn) in there and swab him out. Wasting fishing time for a little ol' bug?

I know you are staying at Billy's house,,,,,,,,
did his true colors come out ?
y'all had a little too much to drink ?

You never even showed!!
Is it a Boy or a Girl??