Back seat

Looking for a mature back seat partner to fish and split cost. No alchohol beverages allowed on boat and must help care for boat ( just not tear it up) .

The “not just tear it up” part is gonna be the deal breaker. I’ve never had a fishing buddy that hasn’t broken something. Often. They like to stomp on seats, break glove box door, whack the engine cowl with 1 ounce tungsten weights....repetitively. Spill drinks. ...and let’s not even get to the part where they like to complain about too fast, too slow, too rough, I’m hung up, I’m tired, I’m gonna be a little late.


Trust me. You’re better off fishing solo.

what are your rules on smoking,chewing,passing gas,peeing over the side of the boat and fishing shallow water?

Hmmmmm....I been wondering why I never got invited to fish with you again. Did you ever get that whole bottle of dipndye stain outta your carpet?

Get a dog.....

You didn't really mean the no alcohol part, right?

How organized is your passenger console?

Just fish by yourself.

The guy who used to post about his tournaments on fork, he would start in Caney and make 3 or 4 runs from there to the back of Birch and back in a day, he would be a good partner for this fellow.

Good luck! I’m out!

Cancels me out.

I'm mature and can split cost and can possibly abstain from alcohol as long as we don't fish for over 8 hours. I'll respect your property but there's nothing in here that says I can't fish nekkid. Is that good? I sit on a towel while we're on pad.....

Tough crowd...but good luck in the search for a new partner

Looks like you excluded the majority here when you said “mature”.

Join a good bass club, meet some of the folks and you will likely find a partner that way.

Do you keep toilet paper on your boat?

Real nice. Just got this boat

Would like to but I'm old. Trying to get all of that pee over the side might be an issue, you can wipe that off later. Probably get a few treble hooks in your seats as well. I will need an afternoon nap or two under a tree. I'm on a limited income so you'll have cover gas, lunch, and launch fee, I can bring a can or two of Vienna Sausage's if that helps. Oh, I'll meet you at the dock around 10:30/11:00. PM me your phone number.

I guess since the boat's on pad then, you should consider one of those new "gender-neutral" pad products - a towel might not be enough "protection". They're highly absorbent should you leak a bit. Since you apparently won't have panties to hold it in place, maybe you could try waterproof duct tape?

Want to fish in my boat instead? It's already scratched up, has a torn seat, cowling is dented, one broken windshield, carpet has dip stains (both Copenhagen and dye) and the flasher doesn't work. Good thing is the ice chest keeps the good stuff cold all day.

Lol

That is a must have 😂

Pics of toilet paper 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣sorry......😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

What lakes do you fish? Bridgeport, Ray Roberts, Amon Carter, Hubbard Creek ?

I think he did a background check on me! I sent PM offering to help him out on the local lakes since he is often asking for help on lakes.

Oh well , I like beer , fishing by myself and abusing equipment.

I didn't see no masterbation, so I am still in.... pick me up at the launch, ill be the guy with the stiff socks.

Welcome to the forum”........sort of. Always wonder how it’s going to turn south on us. Never a matter of “IF” only “WHEN”. Steered that right into the gutter didn’t ya?

He might be serious.

Careful, a stray cast and you'll end up with a prince albert