Game Warden

No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man. The game warden asked him how he did it. The man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day. Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said " are you going to fish or talk".

Now that's funny.

Hey everyone I've added a store to my site, You can find 500 pages of rods and reels. Some are hard to find. Also there is a link on my front page that would help everyone. Especially those on the road all the time between tournaments. You can actually burn hydrogen in your car or truck. It's really simple to install. You can install it yourself or have them do it and it's cheap. It's been all over the news all across the country. I don't know how to hook it to boats, but I'm going to find out. You can almost double your gas mileage.

Now Thats Funny....

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good 1

jerry clower at his finest

For you river fishermen;
It is said that you can dump starch into a river above a sharp bend. Flail the water with rods,sticks or branches. This scares the fish downstream. When they reach the bend they are so stiff from the starch that they can't make the turn and they run out on the bank. Take your pick.

This smells like spam wrapped in a joke to me.

Spam inside a joke indeed.

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

So, the amount of energy created by combining hydrogen with oxygen is going to exceed the amount of energy required to split them? Must be a special magnet to make that happen.