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Texas jokes.... #9974783 05/11/14 02:38 AM
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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: kingdad101] #9974792 05/11/14 02:40 AM
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What's the difference between a Texan and a moron?


The Red River. dance2


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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: kingdad101] #9974793 05/11/14 02:41 AM
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He knows Texas pretty good.
He has been on I 45 too.....


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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: kingdad101] #9974796 05/11/14 02:41 AM
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Distance isn't measured in hours?


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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: kingdad101] #9974799 05/11/14 02:43 AM
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When living in MD someone called me by accident from Houston when I was fishing. This was right before I moved to TX. He talked to me for about 15 min.

Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: madchad] #9974805 05/11/14 02:47 AM
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Originally Posted By: madchad
What's the difference between a Texan and a moron?


The Red River. dance2



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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: outfishdya] #9974912 05/11/14 03:38 AM
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Run from the LA border to NM border and make that same statement

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Distance isn't measured in hours?

Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: RickS.] #9975089 05/11/14 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By: RickS.
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What's the difference between a Texan and a moron?


The Red River. dance2



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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: madchad] #9975100 05/11/14 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted By: madchad
What's the difference between a Texan and a moron?


The Red River. dance2

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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: kingdad101] #9975129 05/11/14 11:37 AM
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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: Patriot Guard Rider] #9975202 05/11/14 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By: Patriot Guard Rider
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What's the difference between a Texan and a moron?


The Red River. dance2

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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: CatBoss] #9975395 05/11/14 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By: CatBoss
Run from the LA border to NM border and make that same statement

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Distance isn't measured in hours?


I think he was saying that he thought distance was measured in hours.


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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: Turf Dawg] #9975582 05/11/14 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted By: Turf Dawg
Originally Posted By: CatBoss
Run from the LA border to NM border and make that same statement

Originally Posted By: outfishdya
Distance isn't measured in hours?


I think he was saying that he thought distance was measured in hours.


Yes, that is what I thought his post meant too. The question mark was a huge clue, lol.

Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: kingdad101] #9975599 05/11/14 04:49 PM
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When I first moved to Texas distance was measured in 6-packs.


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