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Texas jokes.... #9974783
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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: kingdad101] #9974792
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What's the difference between a Texan and a moron?


The Red River. dance2


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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: kingdad101] #9974793
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He knows Texas pretty good.
He has been on I 45 too.....



Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: kingdad101] #9974796
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Distance isn't measured in hours?



Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: kingdad101] #9974799
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When living in MD someone called me by accident from Houston when I was fishing. This was right before I moved to TX. He talked to me for about 15 min.


Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: madchad] #9974805
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Originally Posted By: madchad
What's the difference between a Texan and a moron?


The Red River. dance2



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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: outfishdya] #9974912
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Run from the LA border to NM border and make that same statement

Originally Posted By: outfishdya
Distance isn't measured in hours?

Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: RickS.] #9975089
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Originally Posted By: RickS.
Originally Posted By: madchad
What's the difference between a Texan and a moron?


The Red River. dance2



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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: madchad] #9975100
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Originally Posted By: madchad
What's the difference between a Texan and a moron?


The Red River. dance2

cheers



Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: kingdad101] #9975129
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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: Patriot Guard Rider] #9975202
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Originally Posted By: Patriot Guard Rider
Originally Posted By: madchad
What's the difference between a Texan and a moron?


The Red River. dance2

cheers



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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: CatBoss] #9975395
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Originally Posted By: CatBoss
Run from the LA border to NM border and make that same statement

Originally Posted By: outfishdya
Distance isn't measured in hours?


I think he was saying that he thought distance was measured in hours.


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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: kingdad101] #9975408
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Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: Turf Dawg] #9975582
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Originally Posted By: Turf Dawg
Originally Posted By: CatBoss
Run from the LA border to NM border and make that same statement

Originally Posted By: outfishdya
Distance isn't measured in hours?


I think he was saying that he thought distance was measured in hours.


Yes, that is what I thought his post meant too. The question mark was a huge clue, lol.

Re: Texas jokes.... [Re: kingdad101] #9975599
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When I first moved to Texas distance was measured in 6-packs.


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