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 Texas jokes....
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05/11/14 02:38 AM
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kingdad101
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Re: Texas jokes....
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#9974792
05/11/14 02:40 AM
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madchad
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What's the difference between a Texan and a moron? The Red River. 
 HA!WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT!!!
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Re: Texas jokes....
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05/11/14 02:41 AM
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outfishdya
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He knows Texas pretty good.
He has been on I 45 too.....
Woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun....
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Re: Texas jokes....
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05/11/14 02:41 AM
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outfishdya
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Distance isn't measured in hours?
Woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun....
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Re: Texas jokes....
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#9974799
05/11/14 02:43 AM
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sdavis24
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When living in MD someone called me by accident from Houston when I was fishing. This was right before I moved to TX. He talked to me for about 15 min.
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Re: Texas jokes....
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05/11/14 02:47 AM
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RickS.
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What's the difference between a Texan and a moron? The Red River. 
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Re: Texas jokes....
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05/11/14 03:38 AM
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CatBoss
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Run from the LA border to NM border and make that same statement Distance isn't measured in hours?
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Re: Texas jokes....
[Re: RickS.]
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05/11/14 10:16 AM
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hopalong
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What's the difference between a Texan and a moron? The Red River. 
" Hop, set the hook"!
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Re: Texas jokes....
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#9975100
05/11/14 10:24 AM
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Patriot Guard Rider
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What's the difference between a Texan and a moron? The Red River. 
![[Linked Image]](https://sapgr.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/jc-patriot_guard_riders_logo-130x90.jpg) ![[Linked Image]](http://sfwallpaper.com/images/texas-longhorns-logo-wallpaper-11.jpg) Life is precious. We don’t have forever. We have now. This moment. We can choose to love our lives now.
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Re: Texas jokes....
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#9975129
05/11/14 11:37 AM
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CCTX
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mapquest
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Q: Why do birds fly upside down over (insert state name here)?
A: Because there's nothing worth carping on
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Re: Texas jokes....
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#9975202
05/11/14 12:30 PM
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catkwik
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What's the difference between a Texan and a moron? The Red River.
diversity is not democracy
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Re: Texas jokes....
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05/11/14 02:41 PM
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Turf Dawg
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Run from the LA border to NM border and make that same statement Distance isn't measured in hours? I think he was saying that he thought distance was measured in hours.
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Re: Texas jokes....
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#9975408
05/11/14 02:51 PM
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fastguy�
TFF Celebrity
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TFF Celebrity
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It ain't easy making it look easy.
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Re: Texas jokes....
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#9975582
05/11/14 04:41 PM
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Posts: 22,793
TexasBlonde
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Run from the LA border to NM border and make that same statement Distance isn't measured in hours? I think he was saying that he thought distance was measured in hours. Yes, that is what I thought his post meant too. The question mark was a huge clue, lol.
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Re: Texas jokes....
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#9975599
05/11/14 04:49 PM
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DanDaBald
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When I first moved to Texas distance was measured in 6-packs.
 NEVER FORGET 9/11/2001
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