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Something to lighten the Day! #9853114 03/25/14 03:19 PM
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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!" "Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?" "We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said. "The sharks got 'em."

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Re: Something to lighten the Day! [Re: Bigron119] #9853423 03/25/14 05:14 PM
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Thank you for this post. Guess it is a funny "good news, bad news story".

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Originally Posted By: cove_crawler
rolfmao banana

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ouch, sometimes it just aint your day is it lol


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Funny.

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thanks...I needed that smile


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