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 Re: Toilet tank
[Re: CCTX]
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02/02/23 09:51 PM
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rj74955
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Flush as the cargo leaves the station.
Time the handle so the torpedo fires immediately and directly toward Houston without pause so the chamber stays clear for additional launches.
Less odorous using this technique also. I used to do this, I had the timing perfected and then one day one of those tiny little flip phones fell out of my hand and imbedded into the torpedo as both of them disappeared. I didn’t have time to grab either one of them.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/02/23 09:53 PM
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reeltexan
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lay in a big supply of rubber gloves.
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Cut with her golden oars the silver stream,
And greedily devour the treacherous bait.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: CCTX]
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02/02/23 09:54 PM
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UGLYSHCTICK
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Flush as the cargo leaves the station.
Time the handle so the torpedo fires immediately and directly toward Houston without pause so the chamber stays clear for additional launches.
Less odorous using this technique also. also prevents the multi flush propeller terds.. ![[Linked Image]](https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/1987596/screenshots/14061926/media/798faf072e8908605febe0fef09f02ac.gif)
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/02/23 10:26 PM
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Fishin' Nut
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Mine can't handle the turd and the toilet paper in the same flush. So the term "water saving" is actually a oxymoron.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: TexDawg]
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02/03/23 01:34 AM
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Stump jumper
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hang on old filet knife next to the toilet paper. Use a large pair of plastic salad tongs to break up the large logs so everything can pass more quickly and uniformly down the pipe.  What….the……  I was spring turkey hunting on a friend's ranch and had to skip the morning hunt due to a case of constipation. When I finally got the turd out it was one of those no wipe ones and twice as big as hole in the toilet. I went outside an got a stick. When I came in the house with the stick my friend's wife asked "what is the stick for". I said you don't want to know.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 01:51 AM
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Rayzor
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I have a 1.28 gift toilet and the bowl doest have enough water in it for big jobs. It there a way to make the bowl hold more water? The heck with all of that other stuff, what is a gift toilet?
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 01:58 AM
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bloo_rainger
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One of my toilets seems like it’s never going to flush and it’s all in slow motion.
There’s nothing that toilet won’t finish off in one flush.
The entire time it’s flushing I’m thinking this is not going to end well.
Kinda strange.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 02:08 AM
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Topwater2
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Flush twice, it's a long way to FJB's house.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: RayBob]
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02/03/23 02:45 AM
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I keep a 5 gallon bucket of water next to the toilet for those bigger jobs. I’ve tried that but it hurts my axis when I sit on the bucket plus I fell off the bucket twice now.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: Stump jumper]
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02/03/23 02:54 AM
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Sawhorse
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Dear Penthouse Forum,
I was spring turkey hunting on a friend's ranch and had to skip the morning hunt due to a case of constipation. When I finally got the turd out it was one of those no wipe ones and twice as big as hole in the toilet. I went outside an got a stick. When I came in the house with the stick my friend's wife asked "what is the stick for". I said you don't want to know.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: Topwater2]
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02/03/23 02:55 AM
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Bob Davis
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Flush twice, it's a long way to FJB's house. I send him an obama daily. Usually in the morning after coffee.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 02:59 AM
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PaulGrapevine
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I should have never clicked on this thread.
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 03:22 AM
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Buddy E
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Found it hard not to laugh while reading this and the reply
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: Rayzor]
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02/03/23 03:40 AM
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DavidWhatley
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I have a 1.28 gift toilet and the bowl doest have enough water in it for big jobs. It there a way to make the bowl hold more water? The heck with all of that other stuff, what is a gift toilet? Opps. GPF, gallons per flush.
"Every man must live with the man that he makes of himself, and the better job he does at molding his character and improving his mind, the better company he will have."
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Re: Toilet tank
[Re: DavidWhatley]
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02/03/23 03:48 AM
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DavidWhatley
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Let me expand on the dilemma a little more. There is so little water in the bowl that most everything hits the areas of the bowl and only a little actually falls in the water. I could attach a picture if you really want me to. 
"Every man must live with the man that he makes of himself, and the better job he does at molding his character and improving his mind, the better company he will have."
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