Some dude in Fayetteville was so upset over the pigs’ loss, he knocked the remaining tooth out of his wife’s head. After the investigation, the Fayetteville police didn’t know which cousin they were going to take to jail.

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They posted his license plate

Arkansas Tag - E I E I O

Cast is that you?

my cousin looks like
Meghan Fox

Wood

she
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make you

there was a statistic about 15 years ago ---- the number one day for domestic abuse cases ( women and children ) is Super Bowl Sunday . Not sure if that's true today ---but kinda scary to think about

I've been to the range with my wife. She's too good a shot to mess with.

a legal separation in Arkansas means they split the double wide,

The worst fit I ever threw, at least since my wife and I have been married, was in November of 1998 when Hog QB Clint Stoerner fumbled and #1 Tennessee recovered. Arkansas was 9-0 and dominated the entire game before figuring out a way to lose it at the end. As I recall my tirade centered around waiting 30 years for another shot at the national championship and how I would be dead before another chance came around. There was nothing physical, just a lot of yelling and horrible language. My life decided she had heard enough and went shopping. I admit it, I embarrassed myself.

A miniature version happened yesterday when Chris Jones cost the Chiefs the game because it wasn't good enough that it was 4th and 15 and the Colts were going to have to punt. He had to get facemask to facemask with Matt Ryan, keep jawing and wobbling his head like a bobblehead doll in front of the official, and draw an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty. I hate stupid.

You know how to give an arkansas man a circumsision? Kick his sister in the jaw.

oldy but a good 1

The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas.
If it had been somewhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.