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Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: Brian Spagnola] #14439337 08/04/22 02:27 PM
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This link has some pretty profound advice from a true guru. Warning there is a bit of language: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRUkFFbT/?k=1


"Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley." -A.L.

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Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: Brian Spagnola] #14439338 08/04/22 02:29 PM
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Spags,

Have you pooped yet or are you still FOS ?

Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: BThomas] #14439346 08/04/22 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by BThomas
Spags,

Have you pooped yet or are you still FOS ?


It's starting to come around yes!

Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: Brian Spagnola] #14439358 08/04/22 02:52 PM
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wopics

roflmao


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Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: Bob Davis] #14439378 08/04/22 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob Davis
wopics

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NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO PICS!!!!

Reminds me of a friend in high school who would take big ol monster poops. He would take a pic of it and send out a group message that always said "Think this one is a clogger?" He always had an update if it made it down or if the plunger was needed. Frikin guy!

Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: flashman252] #14440056 08/05/22 01:58 AM
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Originally Posted by flashman252
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wopics

roflmao


NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO PICS!!!!

Reminds me of a friend in high school who would take big ol monster poops. He would take a pic of it and send out a group message that always said "Think this one is a clogger?" He always had an update if it made it down or if the plunger was needed. Frikin guy!

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Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: Brian Spagnola] #14440067 08/05/22 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Brian Spagnola
Originally Posted by BThomas
Spags,

Have you pooped yet or are you still FOS ?


It's starting to come around yes!



We shall call it intermittent then.


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Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: flashman252] #14440068 08/05/22 02:24 AM
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Originally Posted by flashman252
Originally Posted by Bob Davis
wopics

roflmao


NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO PICS!!!!

Reminds me of a friend in high school who would take big ol monster poops. He would take a pic of it and send out a group message that always said "Think this one is a clogger?" He always had an update if it made it down or if the plunger was needed. Frikin guy!

I am glad we did not have cell phones and digital cameras when I was in Jr High and high school. We would have had videos of people peeing on their leg after walking through a patch of bullnettle or even worse turds coming out of buttholes. Oh, and lighting farts.


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Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: Brian Spagnola] #14440069 08/05/22 02:24 AM
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Haribo Sugar free gummy bears. 5 1b bag.


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Got yourself a gun....
Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: Stump jumper] #14440073 08/05/22 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Stump jumper
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Originally Posted by Bob Davis
wopics

roflmao


NO NO NO NO NO PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO PICS!!!!

Reminds me of a friend in high school who would take big ol monster poops. He would take a pic of it and send out a group message that always said "Think this one is a clogger?" He always had an update if it made it down or if the plunger was needed. Frikin guy!

I am glad we did not have cell phones and digital cameras when I was in Jr High and high school. We would have had videos of people peeing on their leg after walking through a patch of bullnettle or even worse turds coming out of buttholes. Oh, and lighting farts.



I had a friend named Earl. He framed a poo picture and gave it to his friend as a wedding gift. He was the best man, The groom opened the gift and showed his mom. It was framed with a caption titled, “The Duke of Earl”

Mom lowered her glasses when she saw it and just said…..”Oh!” And gave it back to him

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Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: outfishdya] #14440075 08/05/22 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by outfishdya
Haribo Sugar free gummy bears. 5 1b bag.


That would absolutely do it

Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: Jpurdue] #14440108 08/05/22 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Jpurdue
Originally Posted by COFF
Originally Posted by Brian Spagnola
Originally Posted by COFF
Two different things you need to consider here. First is the current load you need to get moving. It sounds to me like you have hit that discomfort point where it is time for something to happen. Switch from drinking water to apple juice, and mix in Mirolax once or twice a day until it happens. One hour you will feel like your abdomen is full up to your chin, then the next hour you will feel a literal downward movement. When that happens, clear the wife and kids out of the house for about an hour. Have a plunger and some baby wipes handy, and get after it. Just for fun, weigh yourself before and after and post your results.

Second point of concern is going forward after the big clean out. I'd highly recommend Metamucil. This is not really a laxative in that it doesn't necessarily make you go. It just loads up everything in a moving van as opposed to one carload at a time. I take two tablespoons nightly between dinner and bedtime. Get the sugar free variety because nobody needs to add more sugar on a nightly routine. Also the Costco brand saves you a ton of money.

All that said - if you get to 5 or 6 days without your initial movement, you probably need to seek medical attention. Be warned, the first attempt to cure is called manual disimpaction. Use your imagination, and you won't be far off reality. Find a tiny doctor with thin fingers.


Thank you

Best of luck to you Sir!

If you want to keep score, my number was 14 lbs. I got backed up when taking pain pills while waiting on my back surgery. 5 days worth got cleaned out in about a 30 minute period. If my back wasn't broke I would have felt like a brand new person.


Are we all just going to skip over the fact that COFF took a 14 lb dump? Randy Marsh holds the world record at 8.6 courics, our about 21lbs. COFF at 5.6 courics is likely a state record.

Some one, somewhere, unknowingly takes the world's largest deuce that day. Sounds like COFF holds a daily record. Hopefully Spags wins very soon


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Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: Brian Spagnola] #14440300 08/05/22 01:55 PM
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Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: outfishdya] #14440303 08/05/22 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by outfishdya
Haribo Sugar free gummy bears. 5 1b bag.


Any of that sugar free candy will make you bowels blow

Re: Chronic Constipation [Re: Brian Spagnola] #14440609 08/05/22 05:39 PM
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I love this site...we can go from bashing Hump Day, to weather, to food, to talk about sh#t literally.

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