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Re: Chronic Constipation
[Re: Brian Spagnola]
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08/03/22 02:02 PM
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Jamoke
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I have treated 70K+ soldiers, Much of what has already been said is true, drink water, increase exercise and fiber, Magnesium and Miralax can help. The only thing I haven't read is to stop ALL Dairy for 7 days, thousands of people with chronic constipation, "irritable bowel", "bubble guts" turns out to often be lactose intolerance. Sometimes this occurs after taking antibiotics for something else that kill your normal gut flora. Lactobacillus acidophilus can also help, this is found in LIVE yogurts. If the yogurt is pasteurized the bacteria is not alive. If this doesn't improve or gets worse go see your primary care provider.
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Re: Chronic Constipation
[Re: flashman252]
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08/03/22 04:05 PM
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krawlin 47
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Magnesium Citrate. Its cheap OTC and OMG HOLD ON!!! Yep - THis!!! Simply taking Magnesium daily may help you as well.
Whether you think you can or you can't, you are probably right.
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Re: Chronic Constipation
[Re: Brian Spagnola]
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08/03/22 04:38 PM
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Oldrabbit
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My wife's side of the family has slow moving bowl syndrome and our kids are on LINZESS 145 MCG to keep thinks going. I know it is a prescription med, but it may be something to talk to your doctor about. Hope you get this figured out as you don't want to have what Hop went thru.
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Re: Chronic Constipation
[Re: Brian Spagnola]
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08/03/22 05:22 PM
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olefisher
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Boiled Okra will move it on down the line
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Re: Chronic Constipation
[Re: rj74955]
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08/03/22 07:24 PM
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Trickster
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Try swallowing a bunch of mentos and then guzzle a Diet Coke. YouTube it.
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Re: Chronic Constipation
[Re: Brian Spagnola]
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08/03/22 11:21 PM
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603Country
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I had a serious constipation issue after gall bladder surgery. The regular light weight treatments didn’t work. I took stool softeners and drank a bunch of prune juice. Didn’t work. Then the hospital gave me something called “the bomb”, and all the nurses smiled at each other, and yessiree they named it correctly. Apparently, The Bomb treatment is well known in the medical poo community. Might not be able to get it as an outpatient though.
As for the OP, I hope it all works out in the end.
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Re: Chronic Constipation
[Re: Brian Spagnola]
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08/03/22 11:55 PM
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Tsunami_1
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Just raise the flag. Problem solved!
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Re: Chronic Constipation
[Re: flashman252]
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08/04/22 03:19 AM
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V-Bottom
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Two bottles.....and it works fast. Had proof of that last week while in the hospital.
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Re: Chronic Constipation
[Re: V-Bottom]
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08/04/22 03:29 AM
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Duke 22
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Two bottles.....and it works fast. Had proof of that last week while in the hospital. That made my day!
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Re: Chronic Constipation
[Re: Brian Spagnola]
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08/04/22 12:54 PM
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BlueNitro
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There Spags sits, broken hearted trying to poop but only farted. Turn on the fan, the smell still lingers, no wonder your kids won't pull your finger. Speaking of family, I admire your life, but I truly do feel sorry for your wife. We all know you sell trucks for a living, but "a Damn", we ain't giving. Our deepest hopes are that you will feel better, so that your BVD's don't get any wetter. If you read this piece of wit, pray for Spags to take a sh--! If you don't it's not that your wrong, but blame yourself when this post is 20 pages long. Some of the posted wisdom is hard to gage, but you're like me, you have read every page. I just hope the Mods would shut down it, because we all know the OT is full of sh--!!!
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Re: Chronic Constipation
[Re: BlueNitro]
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08/04/22 02:11 PM
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Brian Spagnola
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There Spags sits, broken hearted trying to poop but only farted. Turn on the fan, the smell still lingers, no wonder your kids won't pull your finger. Speaking of family, I admire your life, but I truly do feel sorry for your wife. We all know you sell trucks for a living, but "a Damn", we ain't giving. Our deepest hopes are that you will feel better, so that your BVD's don't get any wetter. If you read this piece of wit, pray for Spags to take a sh--! If you don't it's not that your wrong, but blame yourself when this post is 20 pages long. Some of the posted wisdom is hard to gage, but you're like me, you have read every page. I just hope the Mods would shut down it, because we all know the OT is full of sh--!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Chronic Constipation
[Re: Brian Spagnola]
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08/04/22 02:21 PM
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RedRanger
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Can JP or a Mod make this thread a stickee?
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