I can pretty much go anywhere on my property and take a whizz with no one looking in and screaming an anaconda is on the loose.

My wife will tell me that I’m killing the grass, I tell her it’s not me it them dang dogs we have.

Some of us have dogs that urinate out back all the time. What’s the difference?

The trick is to spread it around a bit...write your name in cursive etc.... Me and my lab spread it a round pretty good, my wife's dog pisses in the same spot all the times, it gets smelly, I have to hit it with a water hose every now and then..

I did have better results when I lived on the 3rd floor of an apartment complex.

I tried it here in AZ for a while until my wife hit me upside my head until my eyes rolled up. She noticed the smell since we have little rain.

You got that right. I have a 2 year old Banana that always looked sickly, never grew much. Until I read to pee on it. I pee on it 1-2 times per week along with regular watering. The thing has grown 6 feet taller and now looks super healthy. Now I can get away with peeing outside even when my wife is out. Didn't work as well for the avacado...

it's called marking your territory.

Well, you are a licensed irrigator............................

my back patio faces Red Oak Creek. It's 40 miles long and as big as some rivers.
The yard looks like a pic from a State Park.


That said, I wouldn't live anywhere that I couldn't piss of the back porch.

I used to fish with a guy that said he couldn't, He was in the Navy on a nuclear submarine. I asked him how he did it then? He said that was different.

All of your friends are doing it.

You know what else dogs do?


Lick their own balls.


You gonna start doing that, too?

People kiss their dogs after the dog has licked themselves. Should they bypass the middle man?