Just did. Felt so good.

Was at Grandson's T Ball game this Summer in Bronte, a 3-4 yr old playing outfield needed to whiz.

He dropped his britches and pizzed in front of The whole crowd of 50 to 75 people watching. everybody thought it was funny except the parents.

At least she doesn't have to worry about the seat being left up!!

My uncle had a tiny cabin close to Proctor years ago. I stayed a weekend. We were chuggin beers and were directed to go to the back of the property to pee, so I did...like 50 times. His cabin backed up to somebody elses. I guess I got curious after having my britches down and staring at the place. I asked who lived in the cabin behind him. He says some old lady. I said I sure am glad she isn't home. She'd be getting a show. He looked at me funny and said...she is home.

Pizzing in the wind (edit)
Betting on a losing friend
Making the same mistakes
We swore we'd never make again

I practically grew up at a friend's house. We used to have regular poker games and everyone went outside. When I was there last fall I noticed the two trees, one in the front yard and one outside the back door, that we used were no longer there. The old place wasn't the same. I told them back then none of us realized they had indoor plumbing.

Seems kind of silly to walk into a bathroom for a #1.

Nightly ritual around 2 AM

Do you know anyone that can't pee standing in a boat? I took a buddy to Hubbard and he had to pee but couldn't do it on the boat. I had to take him to shore. My neighbor has to kneel and pee in a bucket. Even kneeling he can't pee sometimes.

I bet it smells really good around some of y'alls house.

When I was looking for property, I told the Realtor lady that was one of my first priorities...I want to be able to pee outside. She laughed, I laughed, then I told her that was a serious request.

I don't piss in my yard all the time...and besides the rain cleans it up for me.

Great way for dog and man to bond...

When God made Adam and eve he stood back and said he was happy. He ask them if there was anything they like to add. Adam said I would like to pee standing up. Reve said she would like multiple organisms.

Good fertilizer