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Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Jman] #14405576 06/27/22 09:39 AM
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Just did. Felt so good.

Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Canino] #14405602 06/27/22 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Canino
Ex-wife's brother taught his toddler to go outside and told him he could go on the grass - anywhere the ground was green. Worked great until they visited friends who had a green rug in the living room.

Was at Grandson's T Ball game this Summer in Bronte, a 3-4 yr old playing outfield needed to whiz.

He dropped his britches and pizzed in front of The whole crowd of 50 to 75 people watching. everybody thought it was funny except the parents. roflmao


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Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Jman] #14405604 06/27/22 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Jman
Got caught while grilling. I’m four beers into “I Don’t Care”

Wife’s worried about the neighbors but pretty sure they can’t see this from across the creek during the summer time.

I told her she’s just jealous. It’s our God given gift.

At least she doesn't have to worry about the seat being left up!! bolt


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Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Jman] #14405623 06/27/22 11:49 AM
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My uncle had a tiny cabin close to Proctor years ago. I stayed a weekend. We were chuggin beers and were directed to go to the back of the property to pee, so I did...like 50 times. His cabin backed up to somebody elses. I guess I got curious after having my britches down and staring at the place. I asked who lived in the cabin behind him. He says some old lady. I said I sure am glad she isn't home. She'd be getting a show. He looked at me funny and said...she is home. crazy

Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Jman] #14405922 06/27/22 04:18 PM
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Pizzing in the wind (edit)
Betting on a losing friend
Making the same mistakes
We swore we'd never make again

Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Jman] #14405963 06/27/22 04:52 PM
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I practically grew up at a friend's house. We used to have regular poker games and everyone went outside. When I was there last fall I noticed the two trees, one in the front yard and one outside the back door, that we used were no longer there. The old place wasn't the same. I told them back then none of us realized they had indoor plumbing.

Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Jman] #14405976 06/27/22 05:01 PM
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Seems kind of silly to walk into a bathroom for a #1.


Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Jman] #14405998 06/27/22 05:27 PM
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Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Jman] #14406052 06/27/22 06:20 PM
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Do you know anyone that can't pee standing in a boat? I took a buddy to Hubbard and he had to pee but couldn't do it on the boat. I had to take him to shore. My neighbor has to kneel and pee in a bucket. Even kneeling he can't pee sometimes.


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Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Jman] #14406053 06/27/22 06:24 PM
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I bet it smells really good around some of y'alls house.

Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Jman] #14406071 06/27/22 06:37 PM
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When I was looking for property, I told the Realtor lady that was one of my first priorities...I want to be able to pee outside. She laughed, I laughed, then I told her that was a serious request.


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Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: MBradford] #14406122 06/27/22 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by MBradford
I bet it smells really good around some of y'alls house.


I don't piss in my yard all the time...and besides the rain cleans it up for me.

Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Jman] #14406126 06/27/22 07:49 PM
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Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Jman] #14406305 06/27/22 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Jman
Got caught while grilling. I’m four beers into “I Don’t Care”

Wife’s worried about the neighbors but pretty sure they can’t see this from across the creek during the summer time.

I told her she’s just jealous. It’s our God given gift.



When God made Adam and eve he stood back and said he was happy. He ask them if there was anything they like to add. Adam said I would like to pee standing up. Reve said she would like multiple organisms.

Re: P***ssing Off the Back Patio [Re: Jman] #14406395 06/28/22 01:15 AM
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