New guy here.

I guess I have to have a few posts here before I can post in the classifieds. I don't have anything to sell, but do want to buy a new or almost new 16/48 or so jon boat from a dealer. I guess it's a sad state of affairs in the country when you contact several dealers ready to pay cash for a boat, and they don't have any. I don't blame them- I blame libtards for the economic destruction of the country, and blatant dereliction of their sworn constitutional duties. But enough of that for my first post.

I am a truck driver for a rendering plant in Houston, and have been fishing Lake Houston for 25 years. I like beer, and despise liberals.

Thanks!

Sorry to hear that you have to live in Houston

funny new guy. Now tell us a joke or something.

Luckily, I just have to work there 4 days a week. I live in rural Montgomery county. I basically just go there to pick up my tanker truck, then cover southeast Texas picking up grease from restaurants. 15th year of doing that illustrious job.

You'll fit in just fine. Welcome!

Can you answer a few questions?

Sure...

Do you have a pitbull?

I have a cat. It loves me unconditionally without ripping the neighbor kid's throat out.

Beans or no beans?

Dirty 30 of what beer?

Both. Depends how broke I am and what's in the house, and if it's a meal or a side. But beans most of the time. Sorry to risk my man card. Sorry to disappoint.

Used to be Busch, but now I'm getting older to where I can't trust a Busch fart, so I switched to Michelob Ultra prickly pear cactus infused by accident, and wound up liking it. It's like lime. I got desperate for beer one night after I ran out, but I remember some being in the cooler from a buddy in the boat. I opened the cooler, and there was the beer along with a pair of questionable shorts for some reason. I Drank it, anyway, and liked it.