My dad's biggest life lesson was for his kids toget an education. He was highly educated and it paid off for him.
He also always said to have a living doing something you enjoy.

I just borrow those from my dad and try and instill it into my son.

Even on a thread like this you just can't help being stupid. How sad it must be to go through life being you.

don't let your mother know we are working on this garage conversion (his girl friend/mistress, I was about 13).

anything he would have told me would get me summer camp into winter camp on here.

It’s from one of the best movies ever.

That's not the quote. Its "the lord loves a working man, don't trust whitey, see a doctor get rid of it."

If you keep doing that you'll go blind, dad I'm over here.

"Women are like buses, one comes a long every 15 minutes. So, don't get on one that is broke or smells bad."

My Dad told me to never stand in line for sex and don’t volunteer for anything.
I told my 2 that paying attention doesn’t cost anymore.p,

Don't eat a bear that's been feeding on fish, pick the one that's been gorging on blueberries.

My dad told me rubbers don't work. I asked how he knew this. Silence.

By being a waste of human flesh, my father taught me how not to be a waste of human flesh.

On the flip side, I got to witness a good father/son relationship when I was going to my best friend's house after his accident. Watching how his father treated him was awesome and helped heal some of my own wounds. For those of you that had decent fathers, go thank them for not being a waste of human flesh.

As for me, when my father dies, I'll go make certain he's actually dead and then my family and I will celebrate. Evil does walk this earth, unfortunately, and I have lived with it. I pray none of y'all ever encounter it.

I bet you're fun at parties.

Same^^^^^