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Re: Constipation [Re: gdr_11] #14382776 06/02/22 01:15 AM
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Pencil and paper. Draw it out.


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Wrap your testicles with a cabbage leaf before going to bed. Your bowels should be loosened by morning.

Re: Constipation [Re: gdr_11] #14382789 06/02/22 01:22 AM
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Re: Constipation [Re: gdr_11] #14382806 06/02/22 01:45 AM
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Re: Constipation [Re: Brandon Adamcik] #14382830 06/02/22 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Brandon Adamcik
Pencil and paper. Draw it out.

Okay, that made me laugh out loud! Had a lady from the church I used to attend call and said something about a spoon...and that's all I can say on that.

Re: Constipation [Re: LoneStarSon] #14382839 06/02/22 02:19 AM
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Originally Posted by LoneStarSon
Originally Posted by Brandon Adamcik
Pencil and paper. Draw it out.

Okay, that made me laugh out loud! Had a lady from the church I used to attend call and said something about a spoon...and that's all I can say on that.


First time it ever happened to me as a kid, Grandma gave me some "chocolate" and said if this doesn't help, we're taking you to the VA hospital where grandpa works and the doctor will spoon it out of you! What a horrible thing to tell a small child who doesn't know why he can't poop!!! roflmao


And why in the (ahem) did I open and READ this entire thread??? eeks


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Re: Constipation [Re: YEE_YEE] #14382877 06/02/22 03:18 AM
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Re: Constipation [Re: gdr_11] #14382908 06/02/22 04:35 AM
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some of y'all are too funny ---
I recently did colonics to clean out my large intestine , a series of three times . Never felt better . It's not cheap ($140 per including a I/R sauna session each time ) , but it really helps your overall health . Detox , parasites etc...
The machine my homeopath used was called Colonz , it's a open type process and you can control the water .
Good luck with your issue ---gotta be painful .

Re: Constipation [Re: Texan Til I Die] #14382923 06/02/22 06:19 AM
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Red wine, a whole bottle.

Just tried this method but did not know it at the time. Guess I'll see how it goes.

Re: Constipation [Re: gdr_11] #14382927 06/02/22 10:05 AM
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Reading some of these this morning at 5 am, I almost spit my coffee all over the keyboard. And yes, after I have my morning coffee I hit the head and have a good sit down every day. I cant imagine going days on end....

Will pass on some of the suggestions; I like the warm prune juice with melted butter

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Re: Constipation [Re: Slylox] #14382956 06/02/22 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Slylox
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Red wine, a whole bottle.

Just tried this method but did not know it at the time. Guess I'll see how it goes.


I dunno, that sounds kinda painful!
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Re: Constipation [Re: gdr_11] #14382989 06/02/22 12:16 PM
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Take a shot, Milk of Magnesia.... flush

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